What's grey and can't climb trees? A parking lot.

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What happens when you put Michael Jackson in a room full of little boys? The 3 year-old rotting corpse of Michael Jackson and a room full of traumatized little boys.

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A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

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What did the gay man say to the other gay man? I like guys... cause I'm gay.

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i hate black people

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roses are read violets are blue my fanny is orange I have the flu my name is gemma

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"Knock knock," "Who's there?" "Black man," "Black man who?" "Gimme yo money!"

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Where's Stevin Hawkins? He went for a walk.

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Q: Why did Suzie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock-knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Marla should be home by now, it's nearly 6." He was unaware he had lost his tractor until the next morning.

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How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

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Why couldn't little Jimmy see his mum in the crowd? Because he was blind.

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Why wasn't the chicken able to cross the road? Because it was disabled.

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What did the atheist say to the jew. Well first they had a long discussion about religion and the jew was actually made an atheist. Truly the work of God.

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A man walks into a bar and probably sustains serious head injuries and possibly a concussion as most bars are usually made out of solid metals such as iron or steel and is therefore not permitted by his doctor to engage in sports or other rigorous activities for an allotted period of time depending on the degree of his injury.

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whats the difference between a dead body and a car with doors that open in a diagnal manner one was never alive to begin with

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FUCK YOU

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Yo mamas so fat, when she jumps in a pool she displaces a disproportionate volume of water.

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What Would George Washington say if he were alive to day. why are all the slaves free?

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Whats the similarity between a bike and a black person? They are both stolen

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Knock knock knock OCD

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being raped and was fugitive lot trying to escape, to no avail.

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A Christian asks god why there is so much pain and grief in the world. God does not exist.

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A Fat person walks out of mcDonalds

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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