Chuck Norris can carry very heavy objects.

Latvia isn't a joke

What did the docter say to its patient? What?? Im sorry sir you have aids

Why couldn't the baker get a new car? Because he lived in a recession and nobody was buying his cakes.

Whats has 6 wheels and can fly? A dumpster, I lied about the flying.

I want to tie a baby to the back of a truck then reverse into a wall.

A duck walks ino a bar...... f*ck this sh*t im going to candy land.

What's worse than discovering a hornet's nest next to your house? Being raped.

What's the difference between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my d i c k in your a s s.

A giraffe walks into a bar and the bar tender asks "Why the long face?!" to witch he replied " I've just been mugged outside.".

What makes boys so stupid? They like to play with girls' hearts and break them until they spew out blood all over the place.

How do you make money? Kill babies and sell them.

why do they sparkle?!?!?!?!

A White guy, Black guy and Hispanic are all on the same bus. They get off at their predetermined stops and continue their day.

what has two feet and is black all over? your mom after she died in a horrific house fire.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. Traffic was too backed-up so the chicken took a different route.

why did the Mexican fall and not the black man. i don't know, go ask the Asian.

just a man and his thoughts....and a smart phone app, and a loving family, thats not the point.

Roses are red violents are blue I have 5 figures and the middle one is for you

Women's rights

what's a fish with no eyes and out of water? its just a fish

A man and woman walk into a funeral home. They are both very sad about the loss of their father who they loved dearly.

What do you call a muslim flying a plane? A pilot

Q. Why did the man get an email? A. Because he checked his inbox.

Anti Joke

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