- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why doesn't Stephen Hawking play football? Because he's a nerd.

When was George Washington born? Who the hell knows. He's older than dirt.

Why the West African Rhino is extinct? They were never Horny

"...."-Hellen Keller

Why was a woman not considered in the role for a stunt driver? Because her skill level was not sufficient enough for the requirements.

what do you call a black man in a police car? either officer or offender, depending on what role he has in the crime.

roses are red violets are blue pornhub is down ya mums facebook will do

I'm not wearing underwear. Why? Because I have built in underwear. :)

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms.

irish man drinking john smiths

A black student graduated High School

Knock knock. Who is there? The FBI. They have a warrant for your arrest.

There once was a girl who took away my source of entertainment. Her name was Nicole.

no pun intended

What's black and self-describing? The words of this joke.

You are driving a canoe home when the wheels suddenly fall off. How many pancakes does it take to fill a doghouse?

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because pterodactyls along with all other dinosaurs have been extinct for millions of years.

So a horse walks into a bar.. and breaks both its front legs. The owner has to shoot it because it can't race anymore

What's worse than an ice cream cone falling over? The Holocaust. What's worse than that? Two ice cream cones falling over.

War horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'why the long film?'

What is pink, red and silver and crawls into walls? A baby with forks in it's eyes

What's up? The sky. What's down? Your mom: she was stabbed

2 black people and a mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The black person because they decided it would save gas if they all carpooled to their job.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know ask a second grader.

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