A dyslexic pervert asks to see a woman's bar. Then he is chased to the bra next door.

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I had a submarine.... once

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whats brown and half eaten? yeah an easter egg that a parent has given to there son/daughter before dinner

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Two peanuts are walking down the street. One of them was a salted Peanut

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What is the opposite of pro? Con right? So what's the opposite of progress? Congress

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I used to get on Facebook, then someone asked me to save a child in Africa by liking a picture of Jesus or ignore it and go to hell

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what good about eatting every night knowing that a african want

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Why did Marilyn Manson surgically remove 2 ribs from his body? To suck his own penis.

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Q-what did the bus say to the other bus? A-nothing, buses are incapable of talking

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knock knock come in ok!!!!! ur an elephant oh ya i guess im not suppose to talk!

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Q: Whats the difference between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a lamborghini in my garage.

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Rap. Skate. Smoke.

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A priest, a pastor, and a rabbi walk into a bar. All three are alcoholics and have done irreparable damage to their livers.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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A pony goes to the doctor saying his throat hurts, the doctor sais "oh I know, your a little hoarse". The pony replies, no I'm not ass-hole I have strep throat.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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whats worse than being mentally challenged? losing your arms and legs and finding out that you have cancer

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Whats long and hard and women like to suck on them? A popsicle or long lollipop

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What do you get when you breed a dog and a cat together? A call from the RSPCA.

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Q: How did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead Q: How did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was taped on to the first one!

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So there were three guys on a plane. they all died.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is dead. Dead people can't drive.

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Why was the 18 year old white male late for his college class. On his way to college he got in a car accident and killed 5 people and he walked away unharmed

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What boy with no arms get on his birthday? Lego.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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