why did the man paint his house? cause he never wanted to mow the lawn

How did the two friends cross the busy road? They couldn't, because that would be considered jay-walking

what's an advantage of breaking every bone in your body? nothing, you're screwed.

(Something terribly disturbing that people find funny)

What two states don't have running water? Solid and gas

Why was the curious black guy a good Lumberjack? He was always axin'.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? ... Well, do you know or not?

why did tommy cry?his mother killed his turtle on christmas

A man entered ten puns into a pun contest, hoping that one of them would win. Unfortunately, he came in third place and was discouraged by his loss.

Why did the Elf stab the Gnome? Because I was on a bad acid trip.

That's not mine! it's bigger and blacker! ...where have i heard this before?

Two guys are walking on a bridge. One has long hair. The other does not care.

How do you enter a gas station? Through the front door

Knock knock Who's there? Dave Dave who? Dave Smith.

Why did the man get a DUI? Because he was driving under the influence.

Why did the boy go swimming in the ocean? He didn't. the current pulled him in and he drowned.

If your name is coincidentally stated in this text, you will have to pay 200 of your country's currency to the person nearest to you whose first name starts with the letter G. Dexter / Ryan That is all....

A man walks into a bar...so what? People do it all the time.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs water skiing? An anchor

Why did the mother get upset with her son? Because he sexually experimented with his cousin.

Q. What is the answer to life the universe and everything A. 42

What do you get when you cross a Chinese man with a dog? A happy Chinese man and a pile of dog bones.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? -absolut vodka Well, you have a sirious drinking problem...

ADAM FANTUZZI SUCKS KIRANS BALL SACK

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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