Q:Why did Hitler lose World War II? A:His "gas" bill.

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A boy walks to the bark and on his way he sees two individuals having sex in a car. He runs home and asks hios mother what he saw. She responds vinny is an enormous dork

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What did the red-haired barber say to the father who abandoned him at birth? Nothing. The father sat to the side and read a magazine as the barber cut the hair of his legitimate child, failing to recognize the irony of the situation.

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A black man goes down to Alabama in the 1960s; He gets lynched.

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a read head, a brunet, and a blonde sneak into a merchant ship. security hears some noises and goes on to investigate. all three girls jump into banana sacks. security guard kicks the first sack with the read head in it and she growls like a dog, so the security sees its a dog and keeps on walking. he then kicks the sack with the brunet in it, she goes on to hiss like a cat. so then the security guard kicks the last sack with the blonde in it, and she yells out "bananas!"...the end

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Dave: Hi John! John: I have Aids.

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knock knock whose there? suck my a s s barf

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Who is the Greek god of STDS? Herpies

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Yo mama is so fat that her belly button reaches the door 15 minutes before she does- by Adam Chebali

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Yo momma so fat, when she runs she makes the cd played skip, at the radio station!!!

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What do Kurt Cobain and a whale have in common? Both have holes in the back of their heads

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What's black and blue and hates sex? The 13 year old tied up in my basement.

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No Nero, you see, a great man once told me that happiness is not something you look for and eventually find, but something that you decide that you already are.

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A guy walks into a bar. NOT!

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What did the monkey say after its tail was run over by a lawnmower? It won't be long now.

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A man buys a prius

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why did the man move away from me because he thought that i had crabs as pets

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What's black, blue, red, green, white, purple, orange, yellow, etc.? Last I checked, a bunch of colors

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A. Do you know what they call Bing Crosby in Sweden? B. No. A. Bing Crosby.

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Why is the boy home alone on Friday night? Because Hitler took he's parents away.

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So a horse walks into a bar, oh wait Sarah Jessica Parker

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Q. What does the pencil and the basketball have in common? A. They both are made from wood, except for the basketball.

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Man#1: Who's John? Man#2: John is John. Who else do you want him to be? Why do you ask stupid questions? Are you naturally this dumb? Do you like the questions I ask? Man#1: (Turns away as he is deeply offended by the man who rudely answered his question.)

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Roses are red Zombies are hungry and blue My brain is half-eaten And what about you?

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Anti Joke

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