- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

matt has ebola...funny right!?

Why's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding a golden ticket

A horse walked into a bar. The bartender served him a beer and said "why the long face?", to which the horse replied "neigh". The bartender was later fired for incompetence and serving beer to a horse.

What did one man say to the other? "hi other man"

Roses are red,Violets are blue, I like Tities and so do you

What happened when the ugly girl asked her crush out on a date? He said yes. He found her personality quite attractive

How do chinese families name their children I belive it would be child because chinese families are only allowed 1 child

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it was hit halfway by a car.

What's the difference between a white baby and a black baby? 10 minutes in the microwave.

Nowadays, aviation is the most secure means of conveyance in the world, but paragliding is not.

Why did Sally fall off a tree? The tree was a man wearing a tree costume and was sexually assaulting her with his branches. Sally fell off because the cops came and the man threw her down. The tree man is still on the loose. If you have any info please call crime stoppers.

what is behind your butt? DEEZ NUTS

Why did the man have a really short temper? HOW THE **** SHOULD I KNOW???

LET'S PLAY CARDS SHUFFLE THE DECK person with a deck-patio no please don't

How Many Blind People Does It Take To Solve A Rubiks Cube? None Their Blind

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

What do you call an Asian guy doing homework? A student

Whats worse than being a black guy? NOTHING.

What is big, blue, and eats rocks? A big blue rock eater.

What do you you call a mexican that jumped the border? successful

I was on Facebook today. Opened someones wall. Read "LIKE if you know someone that needs to be smacked in the face with a shovel." So I liked it and wrote my exboyfriend's name.......

A recently widowed blond was on her way to an appointment with her attractive physician, when she realized that she was almost out of gas, so she stopped to refuel at a station near his office.

What did Delaware? A coat.

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