What worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into an apple and finding 2 worms

What's a lil plus a lot A little more then a lot

What would u like to drink?

Two trees sit in a dark forest. Between them is a small hare. The wind blows hard and rustles the trees. The hare then looks up, and then forward. He hops away.

who's getting there balls chopped off by lilly? Nemo

How do you know if your friend is dead? You shoot him in the face!

Whats worse than 4 dead babies in a bucket? finding an actual joke on Anti Joke.

Why couldn't the hobo buy any clothes? They did not have his size available.

Are you from Africa because you sure look likes you've got Ebola

Why did they name the team mavericks and why Was the maskot a horse? Because 50 years ago they found a blue horse And its name was maverick

Janey Had her first kiss with Jonny. Jonny choked on her ridiculously large was of gum and died.

How do you make a black man sad? Kill his entire family.

why did the older man give candy to the little kids? he was in a parade

Roses are red violets are blue next thing you know my D*** is in you

JAmie stegman loves making love with his sister... he loves inbreeds so much

What is Obamas favorite book? I don't know, ask him.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Women's rights.

Hey i just met you and this is crazy but your adopted banana

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Unless this event results in you being a vegetable.

Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and about not being funny.

(joker) Do you like fishsticks? (recipient) "No" (any response from the joker at this point qualifies as anti joke)

Why did I deleted brian from my friend list ? Cuz he had brain tumor.

Were can you find a bag of meth?

Knock knock! Who's there? The police your son died in a car crash.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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