Whats worse than one beast thing? Two beast things. Whats worse than two beast things? The holocaust. Whats worse than the Holocaust? Three beast things.

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Old Macdonald had dyslexia IE IE O

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roses r nice violet are fine all be the 6 and you be 9

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Why couldn't the kid get into see the pairate movie? It was rated PG-13 and he was only 11. Plus he had no money and his mother didnt want him watching movies like that.

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Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy wuzzy had cancer.

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Yo mama is so fat she has a gym membership and a diet plan to lose weight

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What's the difference between a cow and a cow? Nothing, they are both the same.

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Ask me if I'm a human. Are you a human? Yes.

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How many babies does it take to paint a house? It depends on how hard you throw them.

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What was Helen Keller's favourite colour? None, due her disability she was unable to see colours...

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The world does not deserve our rule, it requires effort, teamwork, respect for oneself and others, tolerance, love, patience, strength, honor, loyalty... ...Face it, people do this because it is far easier to be ruled, than to rule, it is far easier to do as told, than to ask oneself what one desires with ones life. A king that suffers the burden of his people, falls of his throne, a king that enjoys the burdens of his people, creates burden, and grows as people suffer. We cannot change that, maybe we have yet to evolve to that point as humans, or maybe it is time to accept, that we have evolved past this.

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Gawds Trololols: Jewsus: I die for ur Sins, now u are free! *argh* Gawd AD 3000: TIME TO DIE SINNERS! Jewsus: But I paid for humanity`s sins and am stuck in hell because of this and... Gawd: Meh just didnt really liek you TROLOLOL! Gawds Trololols 2 directors clit: Gawd: Jebus! (the third) I want you to trololol peeps now! GO! Jebus: As you see people, I have died for you in order to prove that I am immortal! Peeps: Uh, wow? Jebus: TROLOLOL! So dad, when am I gonna get back to earth again, I kinda promised my boyfriends/apostles that there would be a second cumming as you told me to do, and people have been waiting for over twothousand and fourtee... Gawd: Never! Trolololol! Moral: "Would you trust a being whose veins are loaded with alcohol?" Jesus 2: The second coming: In cincemas never!

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One day, a mother was speaking with her daughters. "Mommy," the first one said, "Why did you name me Daisy?" "Because when we brought you home, a daisy petal fell on your head." "Mommy," the second daughter said, "Why did you name me Rose?" ""Because when we brought you home, a rose petal fell on your head." "MMMBWWAAAAGGGH!" the last daughter cried. She was born with severe special needs and is incapable of coherent speech.

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Wanna hear a joke? that disabled guy who wants to climb mount everest.

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When life gives you lemons......you should be really scared because life shouldnt be giving you anything....espically lemons so if life offers you lemons you better run

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What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can A hundred dead babies in a trash can Whats worse than a hundred dead babies in a trash can A live one at the bottom Whats worse than that It eats it way out Whats worse than that It brings friends

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the only thing funny about this website is the fact ciaran hawkins is in love with it

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What's worse than eating a baby? Eating two babies filled with maggots.

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Q: What starts with "F" and ends with "uck"? A: "Fred is raping your sister with a puck."

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Hey i heard You were a wierd kid ooooooooooalskdfjaslkdfj

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Q. What's worse than 9/11? A. That one shark jumping episode of Happy Days.

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How do you know if someone is vegan? They'll tell you.

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Why do turtles walk slow? They are physically incapable of walking fast.

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Why was Charles bleeding, because he was stabbed in the head with a needle

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Anti Joke

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