An Irishman walks out of a bar.

Q: Whats the difference between a table and a Mexican? A: You tell me.

your momma eats so much ice cream, you often find yourself without anything sweet to eat late at night when you're hungry

Why did the car stop To buy drugs

How can you tell if someone is a Mexican? Ask them politely if they're Mexican

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

What do you call a Mexican who steals cars? John Doe, until he's been identified.

What types of animals are the most dangerous? Dangerous ones.

What do you do when you do what the do is the do for the do to do what you're doing that's done for what she did if you didn't do what not to do? ^error

What did one say to the other woman? I have a penis

Ben has 3 apples and Charlie has 2 apples, how many carrots can fit in my anus? Banana, because cows have 4 legs

The EPA.

There was a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. They all had different colors of hair.

What is the most confusing day for chavs? Fathers day

ring around the rosie ... your dead

In a galaxy far, far, away.... There were quasars, stars, and various sized meteors.

Two reporters walk into Tah rir Square. Both are abused and that's sad.

Where did the duck hide its pail? UNDER THE STAIRS!!

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

Why are black people not allowed to play football? They are.

On a tusday night, three guys walk into a bar After realising they have to work they proceed to exit

An automobile mechanic busted an engine fuse. A prostitute had oral sex with a Marine. An Inuit hunter detonated a sea mammal with TNT. What do they all have in common? They all blew a seal.

why did the man take a poo because his rectum exploded

How many retards does it take to screw in a lightbulb? No number of them could figure it out. They sit in the dark for hours, scared of the monsters.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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