- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? How am I supposed to know?

Cyrus: Can you dig it?! Phil: I can feel it calling in the air tonite……..oh lord

Why did the boy drop his ice cream. Because he got hit by a bus

Q: what did Katy Perry say when someone told her that she was adaopted? A: That's not true, my parents took pictures of me in the hospital just minutes after I was born.

A man dies and goes to heaven. This is an assumption based on religious faith.

Why did the boy get coal in his stalking. Cause he wants to be a geologist and that's what he asked for.

What did the gay man see when he looked out the window? A UPS truck that was shipping a monkey

What is the difference between a calendar and you? A calendar has dates!!

A: knock knock A: knock knock knock... A: door bell

guess what I'm going to Spain on my holidays

so...um, yeah

why didnt the llama eat the string bean? Becuz he was a vegetarian

Why couldn't Ariel talk in the Little Mermaid? Someone slit her throat.

What do you call it when a black man and a Mexican open up a fast-food restaurant together? A joint venture.

God Nero, Marry me now! I removed the nose thingie but it wont stop.

Guess what? You guessed it.

What do you do if an elephant comes through your window? Pay For a new window

I run, but I have no legs. I see, but I have no eyes. What am I? A prospective result of future medical advancements that allow the disabled to live normal, healthy and fulfilling lives.

Ok so there were 2 white dudes telling black jokes...so one of the white dudes tells a joke to the other... 1st dude: what's brown and tall? 2nd dude: a tree 1st dude: no that scary black man who looks like he wants to beat us up.

theres a straight guy, a gay guy ,and a jew the weird part is the straight guy hits on the jew and the gay guy which make the situation all akward.

An englishman, an irishman amd a scotsman were walking down the street. What a fine example of unionism

USA, one of the richest and most proud nations on this plan- VIETNAM 9/11 BYE FOR NOW!!!

This is funny.

What did the Jew say to the German? He said hello.

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