a giraffe walks into a bakery, "can I have 101 brown loafs please?" the baker answers: "hmm I've got only 100 loafs is that ok too?" the giraffe says: "why the hell would I need a 100 loafs?!"

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Why did the seagull fly over the sea, It had wings.

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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This joke is not funny, So don't read it.

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Stephen Hawkins walks into a bar...

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roses are red violets are blue i'm a schizophrenic and so am i

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Why did the road cross the chicken? Well, according to Einstein's Theory of Special Relativity, if you and the chicken were to cross the road simultaneously, your perspective, relative to the chicken, would remain unchanged. Therefore, the road would appear to move underneath the chicken, which would seem to be performing some style of polka dance.

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Have you seen Stevie wonders new house? No Neither has he.

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Three Lawyers are walking, one falls down, gets up and continues walking

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Why was Johnny so sad His father beat his mother

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Why did god make asians? I dont know. Yah, me niether

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What did the Canadian Goose say to the Snow Goose? You're white.

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Whats black and white and read all over? A dead magpie.

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What did the chicken say to the.... nevermind

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What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year olds? There's twenty of them.

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Q:Whats worse than stubbing your toe? A: Watching a terrorist saw your dads arm off.

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One day, a Hippo was riding a scooter and an ant was sitting on the back seat. Suddenly they meet with an accident. They both fall from the scooter on their heads but only the hippo gets hurt. How??? Because the ant was wearing a helmet.

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What's the difference between Jesus and a painting? It only takes one nail to hang up a painting.

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A bartender walks up to a church and a synagogue

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road A. Because he needed to get to the other side

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Many of people would like to know this question. We have not invented a mind reading device and chickens can't communicate with humans. So no one knows

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What happens to the yellow hat when it is thrown into the red sea? It get's wet.

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I've never seen your mother, so I won't make any vile suggestions concerning her weight.

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What was going through the minds of the Sandy Hook victims? Bullets.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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