- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why Did The Black Man Cry? KFC Went Bankrupt!

Why was the clown in red shoes wearing skis? Because he likes to ski in red shoes, and he's a clown

the holocaust

Wanna hear the orphan joke knock knock who's there? not you parents

#If you go down in the woods today, your sure of a big surprise #If you go down in the woods today, you better go in disguise. # I don't know why, I started typing this out and realized I couldn't actually come up with a suitable concluding line.

How do you know if you are an alien? When you start maulesting sea creatures for their milk

What do you do when a dog chews your pen? Use a pencile instead.

A vodka please Sir this is McDonald's Ok sorry, a McVodka please

What happened to the fish? It drowned

Why did Helen Kellers dog run away? It didn't. She did not own a dog.

What happened when the black man and the white woman mated? Nothing. The man was infertile.

Where there is a will, there is generally a grieving family... I miss you, dad.

Yo momma so hairy she needs to shave herself.

Knock Knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? You are you.

Your Face... It's Beautiful.

your mom was so fat that she died.

Why did the man die? because he hit his head and drowned

What do humans and fish both have in common? They both live underwater, apart from humans.

One out of every 3 smokers dies.................. the rest gain immortality.

a woman gets hit by a motorcycle whose fault was it?......... the man's, he shouldn't have driven the motorcycle in the kitchen

I woke up this morning and ran five miles. I am proud of myself for engaging in such a healthy lifestyle.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names

vote this down and i will DOX you

Q: What cant you give a black guy? A: Black eye, lips, and a jon

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