- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When life gives you a pack of Kools, make Kool-Aid.

Q: Whats Long, Black and Smells? A: Sh*t

What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

What did the black man say to his wife on valentines day? - You are fat

What do u call a muslim A infection to America

Why did the girl trip in the middle of the street? She tripped over the kid who dropped his ice cream because he got hit by a bus.

how do you make a plumber cry A: kill his family

A man drives home from a bar one night, He is under the influence and his reckless driving will costs many innocent people their lives.

What has no eyes no arms no legs and the lack of a brain? You for liking this joke

Whats faster than a mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

You're a fat chubby McChubchub fatty fatchub because your fat chubby McChubchubfattychub poop is on your fatty fat Mcphat face of fatchubness because you are the fatty lord of McChubby fat kings.

A man walks into a bar. It was his push-up bar that he didn't install high enough. He bumps his head and it hurts.

What's worse then mud on your shoes. Being assassinated by means of a dart to the throat.

Two children are opening presents for Christmas. Daughter: "Look how many beautiful things I've got, look how much parents love me! And you got a Jo-Jo! Ha-ha!" Sonplaying with Jo-Jo: "Yeah, some of us have Jo-Jo, and some of us leuchemia. Ha-ha."

What would you get when you cross a bear and a shark? a highly improbable situation because sharks and bears live completely different environments.

If the covalent bonds of two Hydrogen atoms and one Oxygen atom creates water, which subs are currently on the 5-dollar-foot-long menu at Subway?

How many Mexicans does it take to cross the border? Don't answer, just think and laugh.

a dyslecstic son seys to his mum can i have a mcdonald for tea the mum seys ye if you can spell mcdonlds and the son seys fuk that im having a kcf

how do you call someone? use a phone

So a Buddhist said, "YOLO." ._.

Q: A man, already drunk, walked into a bar. What did he say? A: Ouch!

what did the toe say to the other toe? nothing they cant speak

Knock knock whos there? Underware Underware who? I underware my friends are

Why did the lamborghini drive off the cliff? Because the person driving was a fridge

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