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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Wanna know how to confuse a black guy? Give him a fried chicken sandwich with mayo on it.

I contracted AID's from a prostitute So I went out and killed 4 gay since they are the most prominent carriers of the disease I also killed a black man I kill a black man everyday

carn ehney bodie hellp mie with mine smellings?

What do you can a stinky mexican? Whatevet his name may be. Possibly Jose

What's worse than someone who isn't racist? A racist.

what do you call a blonde who can't drive? a poor driver

what did mohammed say to Jesus? nothing they lived in completly different time periods

were at work systems r down

What is a haiku? Are they hard to come up with? Obviously not.

KENYAN HEALTHCARE kenyan water kenyan aids-free kenyan we dont have flies around us

A black man walks into a bar in an all white neighborhood. He has a couple of drinks, pays for them, and politely calls a taxi for a ride home.

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE I HAVE AIDS NOW YOU DO TOO

One day a mexican guy came up with a great anti-joke about jewish guys. Upon sharing it with a canadian buddy of his, he collapsed and died from a cerebral hemorrhage where he was then hit by a bus and mauled to bits by a pack of saber-tooth tigers.

A man walks into a bar. He bumps his head on the iron and has headaches for a week.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Jim. Jim who? Jim your cousin. Kathy then let Jim inside her house and helped him carry the pizza boxes into the kitchen. Everyone had fun and enjoyed the party very much that night.

Everything's looking fine, ma'am. Hope to see you again real soon.

A farmer accidentally trips his wife. She falls down the stairs and the farmer is quickly arrested for murder.

How do you find the richest person in Mexico? You get the census of income per citizen and see who is at the top.

what do you call a black lawyer? a very well educated black man

Why did John McCain lose the election? He did not get as many votes as Barack Obama.

Q) What did the Irishman get for his birthday? A) Drunk

why did the little girl eat grapes? because she felt like it.

where did suzie go when the bomb hit her?? Everywhere

So a Jewish Family wakes into a German Pizzeria. They were very satisfied with the service and ended up tipping the waiter 20%

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