- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you kill Helen Keller? With a gun.

Why was the man wearing all white? He was a part of the Ku Klux Kan.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens can't fly, what choice did it have? All it wanted to do was to get to the other side. That chicken knew what it wanted to do in life. What do you want to do with your life? Be chicken smart. Cross the road.

What happens when you throw a blue rock into red water? It gets wet...

What's sad about three black men in a Cadillac driving off a cliff? They were my friends.

Why can't Emily swing because she has no arms Knock Knock Who's there Not Emily

A white guy, a mexican, and a black guy are in a race. Who always wins? Whichever one crosses the finish line first

Why did the fungus leave the party? Truffle.

So this guy filled with blood, right? This caused his veins to protrude and him to bleed strongly when he cut his wrists with razors later that night- because of his struggle with depression and substance abuse.

Whats the same about Jerry Seinfeld and Adam Sandler They are both comedians

Miscarriages.

How did the man die? A gorilla raped him

What's Green and flies? Super Grapes cousin Super Grape

What do you get when you cross a pig and a cactus? A godless abomination that violates every ethical standard known to man.

What's the best part of twenty one year old's? Their bodies have matured enough that the U.S. government deems it safe for them to consume alcoholic beverages with proper I.D.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a blind-deaf-mute.

Hey I just met you and this is crazy, but Im on bath salts, and you're face looks tasty;)

So three ants are in a straight line. The first ant said there's an ant behind me, the second ant said there's an ant behind me, and the third ant said there's an ant behind me. Why is this? The third ant lied.

Q: What do you call cheese that's not your own? A: Someone else's cheese

Q.How many dinosaur species can jump as high as a house? A.All of them, houses can't jump

How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit it with an axe!

What is better then winning the special olympics? Not being retarded

What do a grape and an Elephant have in common? For sensitivity to people who suffer from color blindness, this joke has been cancelled.

Nina and Harry sitting in a tree K-I-S-S-I-N-G, first comes love, then comes marriage, then comes divorce because their marriage didn't turn out right and Harry hit Nina in the head with a iron...

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