If a man and a woman get married in Texas and move to Washington are they still brother and sister?

You might be a redneck if you have red on your neck

whats disappointing and not funny? this joke. ouch.

Whats worse than a son killing his own father? His biological father finds him, 10 years later.

Two men walk into a bar. They get drunk.

Guess what? Bananas

What do you give a black man for his Christmas? A gift that you feel would suit his personality so that he may draw enjoyment from said gift.

a blond readhead and a brunnett were driving to Miami, they saw a sign for next exit Miami, turned off the exit went to the beach did some shopping and all had a great time together.

Hey connor and brett its ben, you are both at my house

Why can't vampires go out in the sun? Becuase they don't exist.

holocaust is bad but its funny when you use it as a joke hehe

Cleveland sports, lebron james' ever receding hairline

You are so down to earth, and never confuse that with "simple minded".

What is the differnece between the chair and the pot? You can't cook in the chair.

What's the ultimtate guerilla camoflauge at night time? Black people.

What did the smurf say to the other smurf? Smurf

Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John, your son. Now open the door.

Tucker Rivera

High school is like forced anal sex, Hard, painful, and you cry your hopes and dreams at the end of it all.

What's black and blue and hates sex? The unfortunate child in a pedophile's basement who the police have yet to find.

What"s pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.

Why don't you run over a black guy on a bike? Because It's probably your bike..

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Haiku's are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigorator

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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