i found waldo.

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Q: When do u know when your sister is on her period? A: Your dads dick tastes funny.

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What starts with D and ends with ICK? Drumstick.

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What do you call a puppy in alaska? A cold PUPPY!!!!!

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Q: What's DNA? A: The National Dyslexic Assosiation.

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roses are black, violets are black, im dead.

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Why was the priest lying still? Because his son shot him

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How do you make a mess? Microwave a baby.

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So a guy gets drunk and walks into a gay bar by accident He then yells I LOVE PENIS!!!!! everyone yells oh yeaaaaaaaaaa

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How do you call a dog with no legs? You can't call it, you have to go and pick it up.

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Roses are brown I likes clouds This joke isn't funny so don't laugh

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q: what do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex? a: sex, just like everyome else calls it

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toby limbers is gonna follow in his uncles footsteps, the gay ones

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what did the dog say to the cat? give me back my dog food.

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What's orange, brown, and blue? An orange, brown, and blue object.

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What did your Little brother get for Christmas? Lice.

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baskets

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White boy in jail. "That ish crazy!!"

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Why did the joke feel paranoid? Because everyone kept laughing at him.

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A blonde takes a math test it says find x? She circles x and puts there it is!

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Why'd the blonde jump out the window? To kill herself

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What did the whale do when he was angry? He beached himself, causing a major ecological disaster and costing the beach community thousands of dollars to return him to the water.

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What did the plane say to the twin towers? Boom

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Q: Why did the girl have dirty knees? A: Cause she was dragged through the forest and raped.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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