- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"I just don't understand the difference between yours and mines." "Well, you see, yours belong to you, whereas mines explode when you step on them."

The secret to McDonalds success is all their customers are to fat to leave

Whats worse than the holocaust? Anal.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a convicted cannibalistic rapist.

Why is my grandpa always so grumpy? Because he has diabetes and life is very difficult for him.

I am so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed.

Knock knock. Who's there? It's me. Oh, come on in. Thanks.

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How do chinese families name their children I belive it would be child because chinese families are only allowed 1 child

Safety in numbers? Try telling that too six million Jews.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

The fox said to the walrus, "Hatee-hatee-hatee-ho!" And the walrus replied, "Goo-Goo-g'joob".

Why did the little girl cry? She lives in Haiti.

Kevin+Sean sitting in a tree enjoying mcdonald's free wifi.

What do you do if a bird shuts on your windscreen? A:never take her out again.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

your dad called night and told me your grandpa died.

If 3 days ago was yesterday and today is Friday, how many legs does 7 dogs, 3 ducks, and 2 chickens have if the answer was red? Okay, not to sound rude but I'm gonna take a wild guess and say.....yo mama is so fat when she read this joke she ate the whole bucket of popcorn and didn't even share.

What do you call a chicken? You say bawk bawk bawk bawk cockadoodledoo

What did you get for your birthday? I got older

What the librarian say to the man? Hi, can I help you?

A dinosaur walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender goes home and tells his wife what he saw. His wife leaves him.

A blind guy and a priest walk into a bar

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