Your Mum Is So Dumb, It Took Her 2 Hours To Watch 60 Minutes.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because it looked both ways and saw no cars coming.

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Chuck Norris counted to infinity; by calculating the sum of a divergent series.

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What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino? A one-way ticket to Hell for messing with God's creations, you heathen!

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Whats worse than the Holocaust. Nothing the Holocaust was the single worst thing to happen ever.

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If woman that have big breasts work at Hooters, then do woman with one leg work at Ihop?

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What did the poor family eat for thanksgiving? Food

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What happend when they were 3 guys in the air? They were skydiving

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So I was flirting with a girl at a bar the other day when this huge black guy walks up and says "Hey honey". I realized that I still had some un-addressed prejudices in me as he shook my hand, pointed out that it was a mistake anyone could make, and introduced me to a girl he had met at the college he works at.

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What happened to the little boys house? It burned down. How did the boy die? In the fire.

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why did hitler hate the jews... because the nazies had to pay the gas bill

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What did Electra give her Dad for his birthday? Head. That's why her name is Electra.

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Where do the biggest potatoes grow? the ground.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Why did the black kid die? He had cancer.

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A man walked in the kitchen with a gun. He made a sandwich.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because, the Farmer had treated the Chicken and the rest of his family with great distaste, thus angering the Chicken to the point of rebellion against the Farmer with hopes of inspiring the other abused farm animals to act likewise.

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What did the sailor say to the shore? Ur a beach!

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Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pale of water jack fell down and broke his neck and he was dead... The End

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Knock Knock Whose there? Ben Dover Come in

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Q: What did the schizophrenic man say to his father? A: "Every time grandmother's urn shrieks, this pornography turns to black ink."

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why are black people so good at basketball? because they understand the fundamentals, work hard at becoming better, and have fun playing the game/

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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