Where's the best place to gather black people to roleplay as prison victims for a documentary? Prison or the Graveyard.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? When 6 was just a young boy living in a quaint suburbial town, his family, 1 2 3 4 and 5 were all killed by 7. 7 then burned down their house while 6 ran away from the blazing inferno he used to call home. 6 was forced to live off the land in order to survive. 6 built a house using only mud and sticks and a little elbow grease. When 7 heard the news that 6 was still alive and well in the forest, 7 went into the woods, tracked down 6's home and again burned it down. When 6 came back from a day of fishing and a handfull of fish, he saw that his house was burned down. The fish then escaped from his hands, and flew away. 7 had left a note on the ground that said 7. 6 then recalled the first time 7 had killed his family and burned down house. 7 had now burned down two of 6's houses. That is why 6 is afraid of 7.

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Caller:Hello, is this Smellma Pitts Answer: Why yes

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What's do you call two bulls, a goat, and a horse? Farm A nimals

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Why was the women's underwear red?... Because she got stabbed.

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What did the black man do when he walked into the bar? He went up the bartender and bought a beer.

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What happens when Helen Keller plays badminton? She doesn't win because she threw out her back playing Ultimate Frisbee the weekend prior.

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What did the man want a car for his birthday? 7.

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How do you make a small child cry? You cut off his fingers..

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In Soviet Russia, there was a population of approx. 293,047,571 people. It was dissolved in 1991, it is now know as Russia or the Russian Federation.

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What's black and white and red all over? An equality parade with a nearby homicide

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a doctor came into the room after receiving a woman's test results for lung cancer. the woman says, "is it negative or positive doctor?" the doctor looks at the woman and says, "it's negative, congratulations."

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why was 6 afraid of 7? Becuase 7 watched his friend die. He slowly went into a depression so deep he went on a murderous rampage.

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How do you make a professional wrestler cry? You don't

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HOW DO YOU KILL A BLACK MAN? YOU DONT

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What's invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts.

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Justin Bieber walks into a bar…. He was shot

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There are two types of people in this world, those that can extrapolate from incomplete data

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Why did the pony say neigh? That`s all he can say

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What's white and sticky? Snow. What were you thinking of?

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Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? Fuck you.

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Your mom is not fat!

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Knock knock, Who's there? Justin Bieber, LEAVE!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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