- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a fly without wings? A walk

-How do you wake up Lady Gaga? -Poke her face

Why doesnt mexico have an olympic team? Because everyone who can run, jump, or swim in already in america.

What did the prosecuting attorney say to the defense attorney? I hate you.

what did the ghost say to the bee boo-bee

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

What do u call Lindsay Lohan fall from grace? Probably likely tragic and is also a very useful metaphor for The USA's projected path for global and economic superiority.

Why couldn't the old man see? He was deaf

You know what's a joke? Something Funny

Does Geico really save you 15% or more on car insurance? No, it's a scam.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven's dad owned a shot gun.

You know what's the least funniest part about cancer? I am about to die in about a month or so.

What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs? Names.

knock knock whos there? jim okay come in.

Why did Sally fall of the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock.. Who's there? Not Sally!

Why was the prostitute unsuccessful? because she had no vagina

What's funnier than 24? Nothing, 24 is just a number. There's is nothing humorous about it. Go away.

How many Nazis does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. Their domestic handiness was not impeded by their warped sense of entitlement and racial superiority.

Why is Justin Bieber gay? Justin is attracted to the female gender

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. The first one turns to the second, and says nothing, because muffins can't talk. They then both die because the temperature in the oven was 370 degrees.

Knock Knock Who’s there? Who Who who? Who who who Who who who who? Who who who who who who who who who who who who who who who…

If life hands you lemons you're probably a hippy because you know someone named 'life'

What did the newborn get on it's birthday? A life

Why did the boy drop the ice cream? Because he had a seizure.

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