- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?!, who's there?!!!, ya fucking asshole!!!, and quit knockin on my door!, my windows are fine!"

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How do you greet a small mexican man at Chuck E. Cheese? Whatsup Jose

How do you drown a dumb blonde? Hold her underwater.

Why did the father smash his sons head into the dentist's building? Because he had a locker in his mouth. Also, equestrian.

A Mexican, German, and a black man walk into a bar... They promptly exit due to the access amount of tobacco fumes in the air.

What happens when a baby stops crying? it dies.

Why cant Stevie Wonder read? Because he is blind

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Wife: Does this make me look fat? Husband: Honey, your already fat.

how many couples does it take to screw in a light bulb. 1 the wife to go buy the light bulb and the husbend to put it in.

Q: How much dirt is in a hole 3 by 6 by 2 feet? A: There's no dirt, it's a hole.

Why did the girl ask for anal? She didn't. She was raped.

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Roses are red, Violets are violet.

What is worse than finding a dead bug in your coffee? September 11, 2001

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So there were these two ovens in a muffin. One oven said "Holy fuck it's muffiny in here." The other oven said "Holy fuck a talking oven!"

What did death say to life? Go die

I have a joke that involves a duck. Can you guess what it is? If not, then.......uh...........sorry.

Why are all teachers stupid? They´re not. Why would you say that?

An English Grammar Expert writes a very intelligent essay.

What's the difference between a duck? An orange.

If a tree falls in the forest, and only a deal man is there at the time, does it make a sound? And what are his odds of not being trapped under it, awaiting rescue?

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