What starts with the letter P and ends with 'orn'? Porn....

Soccer...

what did the purple horse say to the goat? horses don't talk....

What do you call a black man with a hammer in his head? Dead.

go F*** yourself

A: I slept in your mums bed last night. B: don't care dad

Farlingaye high school :L what a crap place!

Why did the elephant fall out of the tree Because the post man threw a fridge at it

Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Oranges can't talk therefore this is not a accurate accusation.

Justin Bieber.

What's black and white and red all over? A dying zebra.

Jane: The house is supposedly worth $ 6 million Jack: No way! The figure is made up.

what would happen if every overweight person in america jumped at the same time? they would all get a little exercise.

Why can't Johnny ride a bike? Because Johnny is a potato.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's blind and deaf.

what is Rebecca black's favorite restaurant? Ruby Tuesdays

Its true... Chuck Norris has no hair on his balls. Because hair doesnt grow on steel.

Why is Henrik so AWESOME? Cos HE just IS!!!!

What's funnier than 24? NOTHING!!!

What happen when Sarah made but her nose in other people's business? Her vagina got set on fire by cole and derrek shoved your head up his ass!

Did you hear the joke about the butter? No.

All Bin Laden wanted was peace on earth and good will toward men.

If you peel my skin off, I won't cry, but you will. What am I? A human being with a high pain threshold.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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