- Anti Joke

Mother Mary held her daughter 20 minutes under water. Not to save her from her troubles, just to see the funny bubbles

What's worse than the Holocost? Two worms in your apple.

Why did little polly fall off her her roof? Because she saw a ice-cream van

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

why did the boy drop his ice cream? he had no hands

Steven Hawking walks into a bar. Steven Hawking is disabled from the neck down. I lied.

what do you call a cat that cant meow? Charlie Sheen.

WE BE-ETH YON KNIGHTS OF THE ROUND TABLE

Why did the Black man buy some slaves? They were his family

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men jump out, and the plane crashes anyway.

There once was this guy and he fell down

Whats the difference between an aboriginal and a deer? Nothing, infact they are quite similar, they have no house and smell like wild animals and jaywalk.

Ubisoft 'Very Impressed' By Pokemon Go, Working on AR game of their own.

Why was Little Bobby sad? He just superglued Uranus to his forehead.

why did the boy get hit by a bus because he had ice cream.

What did the sun say to the moon ?? Nothing - they can't speak

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's 6 inches long and 2 inches wide and can drive a woman crazy? Money

Knock knock Who's there Why? Why who? Why so serious?

What's the difference between a blonde and a carrot? One's a human, the other's a vegetable.

Why did Chuck Norris start crying? Because he was in a coma

Womens basketball

How do you know a baby is dead ? When the dog plays with it more!

Knock, knock No, I do not want to hear about God.

Knock Knock! EXPLOSION!!!!