- Anti Joke

Why did the business man jump into a mud puddle? He didn't. He was brutally stabbed to death then thrown in a pigpen in an attempt to conceal the evidence.

A man jumped off a bridge. He went bungee jumping with his family and had a great time.

Roses are red Violets are blue Chrome won't stop crashing randomly F*ck Chrome

A black guy walks out of a house with a t.v. He proceeds to put it into a moving van and moves into his new house.

How do you make a clown stop smiling? Hit him in the face with an axe.

Beached whale: "Look at me, I'm a land mammal"

Q. What has four legs, but can't walk? A. A dog dying of a serious illness...

red is red blue is blue derpy derp de derp

Once ther was a happy little boy and he was just playing with his dinosaur when he was hit by the school bus that was supposed to take him to school. The End

Did you hear about that superman guy? He died.

A man walked into his house to find that his wife was cheating on him with another man. He was furious, and killed himself

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You like penis, That's what you live up to.

Why was the dog crying? Do dogs even cry?

What do you call an arabic man who sells bombs for a living? A business man.

What's a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

Q: Why'd the guy have to fart? A: There was a buildup of methane gas in his colon.

What do you call a black man sitting on a porch? Relaxed.

Why did the bus crash? Because the bus driver was a potato.

what do u call 2 puerto rician men playing basketball? won on won

what did the aboriginal kid get for christmas? your bike.

Knock Knock. Who´s there? Tsu Tsu who? TSUNAMI!!!!!!!

You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.