Why did the boy let go of his red ballon? Because he was hit by a car

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What's worse than winning a gold medal at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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Why did the fireman die? For various reasons,one was because he was burnt alive.

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There is a 5 second long and extremely depressing video, most cant watch it for any longer than 6 seconds

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Why is that chicken crossing the ro-..... oh, woops, he got run over by that truck...

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Your mother is so fat, that if she had 8 clones of her, they would probably not be able to stand in the elevator together due to the maximum capacity, and safety hazard.

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"Doctor, Doctor! I feel like I'm a dinner roll!" Yes, well that's a side effect of your brain cancer.

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knock knock whos there rock rock who rocks dont knock stupid

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Moooo

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What did the man say when he saw a giant herd of elephants coming? "Look! There's a giant herd of elephants coming!"

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Roses are red, Potatoes are yellow, ERMAHHHGERDDD PERRDERRRDERRR

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What's the best way to cross the road? Ideally with your feet and legs, consdiering as disabled people usually don't recommend their unfortunate state of affairs. However there are other alternatives which may or may not be better than common or garden walking, such as crane hire - crossing in a crane bucket in a safe spot; chauffer driven limos, which don't do the straight, direct route, generally; and being carried on a replica of Cleopatra's carry couch (but with modern suspension, unless you prefer the up and down motion)

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You're as useful as Baby P's dummy.

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yo momma!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

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Why was the Jewish holocaust bad? Because it's joke always end up on anti-jokes and millions of Jewish people where murdered in it.

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Why is a cookie like a jellyfish? Because it has no bones. (Contributed by my 4-year old boy)

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Whats more realistic than evolution? Everything

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Girl: I love you in a platonic way Guy: ... Is that some kind of fat joke!

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John Cena

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What's the hardest part of eating a vegetable? The wheelchair.

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What do you call a man named Cornelius? Well, he prefers to go by his middle name, Eric, because he was teased as a child for being named Cornelius.

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What is the difference between a Mexican and an a pile of crap? One is disgusting and unsanitary and the other is a pile of crap.

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What's the difference between a taxidermist and an astronomer ? They have a different job.

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My grandma told me to always keep my head up and just keep going. She fell down a manhole last week and died.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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