- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What would kill a Muslim if they were to ingest it? Arsenic

What's brown and sticky? A piece of toffee, which is brown and/or dark brown in color.

A Guitar is an instrument. As far as you know...

why shouldn't you get a clown angry? Because they'll yell at you.

Why did the man walk up to a bank teller with a gun? He is the security guard; he wanted to ask her for financial advice.

What do you say to a hamster? 42 and weasels

What colour is chocolate? Brown.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, ask the chicken.

what is 2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2-2+2x0 20

Why didn't the boy's parents throw him a birthday party? Because his father is in jail for drug possession and his mother is dead.

How to open an orange? You don't you peal it

Why was the girl crying? Because I raped her

How did the 8 year old child die? He was raped at the age of 7 and given the STD of AIDS. His clock then started as his family weaped his final days of his life.

Q. Why was the black man sad? A. He had a book nailed into is leg.

A fish walks into a bar. He proceeds to talk the bartender. "Blub blub blub" The fish sitting next to him whispers to the bartender. "What is he talking about." The bartender shrugs.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

How do you make a girl scout cry? Steal her cookies

MOTHER OF GOD! Someone get this horse out of here!

what do you call one black man surrounded by ten white men.... A story teller

What do you do when a sing is stuck inside your head? Put a gun to your head, and shoot the song to death. It will work. Trust me. Youll never hear the song again. Or anything again.

why was the little boy sad? he found out that George Washington was dead.

If you're head weren't attached to your shoulders... you'd be dead.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road ? A. Because he had grown tired of living thus choosing to end his life.

How do you kill Lady Gaga? There is no point in trying, she is too heavily guarded.

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