- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

An Asian walks into a bar. He has a few drinks, but makes sure not to have to many. He then drives home safely, and enjoys a good nights rest.

Why did the muslim cross the road? To get to the other Saiid.

Why is Andrew sleeping? Because he took and overdose on sleeping pills, he probably died in his sleep.

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Blond answers: Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat............?

,try this on a girl, say "can I pop your cherry.........soda bottle cap off your cherry soda bottle?"

Ask me if I'm Abraham Lincoln. Are you Abraham Lincoln? No.

eden stop

We are few Nero, too few, if I want to split my money with you, would it help you find true happiness?

Why didn't the scientist discover a cure for apathy? He simply lost interest in it.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him.

Was the worlds most expensive comedian any fun? Well, he was funny, but they where all cheap laughs. Moral: Expensive jokes are expensive.

a duck walks onto a basketball court during a game. The referee sees the bird and blows his whistle crying fowl just as the player was running up to dunk. The confused bird flies away and the referee gets punched by the angry player.

Q: What's worse than finding a hundred dead babies, in one bin? A: Finding one dead baby, in a hundred bins.

haha your power hose was robbed and the shitty bike

A muslim walks into a bomb store. He is a police officer and quickly arrests the owners of the store because of the obvious legal violations.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says: Why the long face? The horse says: I'm a horse. We have long faces.

Poems are great but sometimes they don't make refridgerater

Why did the kid have a toy truck? because he bought it

The Moon Landing.

What has straight black lines and is square? A refferee.

Hi, how are you doing? Good, yourself? Fine, thanks. Have a nice day. You too, bye.

Why did the chicken cross the road ? To get to the other side Why did the lollipop cross the road ? It was stuck to the chicken's head Why did the chicken commit suicide ? He couldn't get the lollipop off its head

No really, try this: You: Say "knock, knock" Your friend: OK, knock knock You: Who's there? Your friend: ...... [this awkward pause makes evident the fact that it has now dawned on your friend that he has to generate content for a joke that he wasn't telling in the first place]

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