What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust

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Q : How many babies do you need to paint a wall A : It depends on how hard you throw

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Me and my wife set and watch the eleven o'clock news every night. My wife always thinks that she has the different disease that is mentioned each day. One night she was practically in tears telling me that she had the disease that was talked about that night. I looked at her and said "honey, there is no way that you have testicular cancer. You don't even have testiculars." The End

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What happened to the jew that donated? Stop thinking, jews dont donate.

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Q: What cat walks on two feet? A: Garfield Q: What mouse walks on two feet? A: Mickey Mouse Q: What duck walks on two feet? A: Donald Duck? A: No, all ducks you dipshit.

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I have never liked jokes. They promote laughter, which is the music of Satan strangling hairy children and wildebeast. I'd like to thank anti-joke.com for their work in the struggle against hilarity.

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Two jews walk into a bar. They drank beer and shot some pool and had a good time.

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Shaving your balls is just plain nuts!

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Two pies where sitting in a oven when one of the pies says: God damn it's hot in here. The other pie screams out loud: HOLY SHIT A TALKING PIE!

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What's black and white and red all over? I don't care I have AIDS

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Yo momma so fat she when god said let there be let he said get the fuck out the way!

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A man was eating a hamburger when a boy came up and took his hamburger. So the got up and went to the counter and orderd another hamburger

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Michael Jackson walks into a daycare center.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Against city ordinates, an old woman was keeping chickens in her suburban back yard. One escaped, and there was no where else to go.

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a man touches girls butt ...... she sharts her pants

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What`s the difference between a dead baby and a pencil? I don`t keep a pencil in my backpack

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Why did the girl fall out of the swing? Because she had no arms.

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What did the president say after his wife and kids left Him? Im Obama self now

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Guy 1: What is long, hard and full of semen? Guy 2: A submarine. Guy 1: No, my penis.

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What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I actually take my shoes off when I jump on the trampoline.

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How do you put a bananna in a mini-van? Walk up to the mini-van and stick it in the backseat.

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Why did the girl have twins she was raped

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Your Mama's so fat that the Doctor recommended a healthy eating diet, and to exercise daily.

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why did the chicken cross the road? IDGAC

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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