- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the kid take the trash out to the movies? Because his mum said take out the trash

Why did the boy die while brushing his teeth? The toothbrush wasn't water-proof.

Hi Mum!!!!!!!!

Do you know the muffin man? No

My daughter's so smart, that instead of texting K, she writes Potassium.

What's the difference between Batman and a black man? Batman is a fictional superhero and a black man is an ordinary man of African descent.

whats worse than killing people that have bags on their heads? finding out that the people that u have just killed were your own children.

How did the man open the car? He opened in.

Why did the jewish plumber commit suicide? After years abuse from his alcoholic father and rich sibling, he finally snapped and killed himself on his birthday after nobody told him happy birthday.

What did the homeless man say to his friends? He doesn't have any friends.

I once was told that life is like a box of chocolates, but then realized that it wasn't

why was 6 afraid of 9? cause thats just gross.

Why couldn't John ride a bicycle? Because he is a fish.

A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

What should you do if you are being chased by a black man. keep running and if he tag's you, then you should try tag him back since this is a simple game of tag.

Why did the black man commit suicide? Because the white man murdered him.

What happens when a black guy jumps you? Well its no diffrent to when anyone else jumps you!

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A new pair of shoes

caoimhin you satan of CHRIST IM A DICIPLE OF CHRIST UNLIKE YOU

whats the diffrents beetween a footballer and a hat nothing i lke chesse

Why did the garbage man cross the road? He was doing his job.

Roes are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesn't rhyme, You're entire family has died. The plane that they were on went down due to a flock of geese getting sucked into the engine. They were visiting you for your twenty fifth birthday and wanted to surprise you. there were no survivors.

What did Hitler say to the Nazis? I have a mustache.

Christianity.

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