- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh

You know what makes no cents? 100 cents because 100 cents make a dollar.

Roses are red Violets are blue Dandelions are weeds

Why do canadians have a lower violent crime rate than the U.S? Because they were all raped as children and are now afraid of getting raped again when bathing in prision.

What do you call two black men screaming as loud as they can? Scared

Aaaaakkkkkiiiiiinnnnfffffeeeeennnnnwwwwaaaa

Q. What has four legs, but can't walk? A. A dog dying of a serious illness...

What happened when the black woman moved to the front of the bus? There were no seats available but everyone was very nice about it. She also asked for gum. Somebody did have gum. Which was nice.

What do you call a naked couple? Horny.

What is the difference between a Camel And a Strawberry? A strawberry is red.

What did one man say to the other? "hi other man"

A man walks into a Norfolk pub. The landlord (not being very worldly) notices he is of Middle Eastern descent and asks "are you Bin Laden"? To this the man replies "No I bin Swaffham". (Needs to be said in Norfolk accent)

Roses are red, violets are blue you may not know this but I'm falling for you . <3

How do you know if you have a good slave? It is hard working and determined... And black

Roses are red , violets are blue, you like 1d? STFU

A seal walks into a club.

What does karissas vagina taste like? Ask vantwon

yo mama is so fat that a kid said to her ' The White Buddha Has Returned'

Q. I look in a mirror. What do I see? A.My reflection

Hey, have you heard the one about the elf and the watermelon? Neither have I.

Why did the depressed man jump off the bridge? Because bungee jumping is a great activity to relieve stress.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because I took a swing at it with a golf club.

Why did my ex-husband get fired from the m&m factory? He was throwing away all the W's.

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