How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? That depends on a variety of factors.

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I stabbed a person. No seriously, I just stabbed them. There's no punchline. Just Just Stab wounds.

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The teacher asked: If you have two apples, and I give you two, how many do you have now? FOUR said the student.

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Sally has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Why did the chicken go to KFC? Because it was suicidal.

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Whats red and smells like black paint Red paint

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Why didn't the kid return home after school? He was having a sleep-over with a bunch of his friends. Who all died from a robbery.

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I don't usually drink beer, but when I do it usually doesn't take much for me to feel the effects of intoxication.

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What happened when the nigga looked up his family tree? A gorilla shit in his face

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What's difficult and tedious to do? Trying to find a joke with 0 thumbs up/down -Sykes

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Why doesn't Andy wanna bend over to puck something up? That's how he got assraped!

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Why did the donkey cross the road? To get to your house. Knock Knock. Who's there? Heehaw!

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Why is Timmy a dumbass ? He's not, because asses cannot, by definition, be intelligent, so it is unnecessary to qualify it as "dumb".

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Knock Knock Who's there? A kind hearted serial killer who will win your heart emotionally and then shoot you to death unexpectedly.

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What did the computer say to his girlfriend? I'm going to RAM you tonight.

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What happened when the Irish ran out of potatoes? Millions starved.

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The man walked into the church and stayed there.

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what is the color of a burp burple

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What is worse than 10 babys in 1 garbage can? 1 baby in 10 garbage cans.

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How many babies can you fit in a blender? Depends how hard you push.

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What do you call a large group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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COME HERE, POTTER!!!! NOW!!! Instead of agreeing to approach the source of the rather hostile summoning, Potter decided to sit down and eat a healthy vegetarian lunch of sausages and chips.

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What did the teenage girl get for her birthday? Pregnant.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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