- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are anti jokes so funny? Because they are not

Have you read Shakespeare? Dunno. Who wrote it? Shakespeare.

if 5+5=10 then 7+9=52

Moral: Sure, your number is the one that ends with 853 right? Do not reply if I am right. Moral2: BECAUSE TOP COMMENT... AND SERIOUSLY, THAT NUMBER BETTER END WITH 69 AFTER I CALL YOU! DO NOT REPLY

why do you throw the baby up the tree??. to get me ball back.

John lazzaro likes dick

What's black and white and read all over? Michael Jackson. I spelled "red" wrong.

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon, whereas Michael Jackson was a singer.

What did Mel Gibson say to his wife? I apologise for my rude behaviour and intolorable cursing.

Whats so bad about all the black people in the world dying? The police would be out of a job.

Did you hear about the Australian man who was jumped by a gang of Americans with knifes? He had his cash and possessions stolen from him, and had to spend two weeks in hospital due to stab wounds.

Whats black and is on sale in shops? Blackberries.

Friends are like potatoes - when you eat them they die.

How do you break up with a guy? you kick him in the nuts.

Roses are red violets are blue, he is for me and not for you, he's too ugly you can have him

How did the boy fall off his bike? A fridge was thrown off him

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Why was the boy at the funeral? Because he was dead.

Why doesn't Micheal Jackson do a music video with Usher? Because he is dead.

Q: Why shouldn't you throw rocks at a black guy on a bike? A: Because he could sustain serious injury if a rock hits him in the head, not to mention it is extremely rude.

Why are white people white? I don't know

Why was the man hanging from a tree? He got the Death Penalty

What is a Will And Dan put together A WillDan HAHAHAHAHA

if someone chucks skittles at u and says "taste the rainbow!!!!" chuck m&ms at them and say "Im not afraid!!!!!"

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