Why did they name the team mavericks and why Was the maskot a horse? Because 50 years ago they found a blue horse And its name was maverick

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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Knock Knock Who's there? 9/11

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Have you seen the new Spiderman movie yet? No, Uncle ben hasn't seen it either.

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Q: How many burgers did little Johnny eat? A: Involuntary erections.

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How do you get an alien baby to sleep? Well, first you need to get an alien baby.

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how do you kill a blond? give her a gun and tell her it a blow dryer

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What is black and bad for your teeth? A cannon ball

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What do you call an Islamic man fling a plane? A very frightened passenger who took over flying the plane when the pilot collapsed due to a heart attack

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A racist man walks into an all black church. He has no problem with the people there as he is a black man who hates caucasion people.

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How do you get Suzy to get off the swing? Ask her to move.

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My dad

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Once a upon a midnight haven. Along came a cow name Mr. Maven. For they say the cow was very lucky. But oh what a day for something very mucky. Oh ye the coming of Mr. Maven and his milk. And for every cereal there will be silk. But wait isn't Mr. Maven a guy? How can you milk him even if you try? I don't know, just sounds cool.

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A black guy and a hispanic guy walk into a bar they sit down and happily have a drink CHEESE ON TOAST

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Q: Why was the boy so sad? A: His parents were just killed in a car wreck, therefore orphaning him and his five brothers and sisters and leaving them with no money, food, or shelter due to lack of steady income and the fact that their house had been foreclosed on.

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Roses are red... Violets are blue... I have Alzheimers... CHEESE ON TOAST

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I wumbo, you wumbo, he, she, wumbo, wumbology the study of wumbo

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You are basically asking if I care for you, care for me, and if this could put us both in risk... There is no picking at this stage, why would I use you?

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It's probably not a good idea that your in here, any sudden movements and you could seriously injure somebody. Our beer glasses aren't ergonomically designed for your kind of species. I'm going to have to ask you to leave

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How do you tell if a black man is ok? Poke it with a very long pole and keep your distance...

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why did no one like Ashley? because she was a bitch!

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theres a straight guy, a gay guy ,and a jew the weird part is the straight guy hits on the jew and the gay guy which make the situation all akward.

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A Jewish person had a robber in their house. Who broke in? Adolf Hitler

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How do you confuse a blond? Look at her

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Anti Joke

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