What's the difference between camping and molestation? I wasn't taken camping as a child

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Although this is a highly improbable scenario, one would assume that, being a chicken, it did not have much of an intuitive idea as to what to do while it was stray for whatever reason in an urbanized area. Considering chickens do not harbor nearly as much of a mental capacity as it would require to even comprehend the concept of a "road" and is impervious to the idea of oncoming traffic and such, the fact that it happened to be crossing the road was in fact not even recognized by the chicken. For this reasons I deem this question unanswerable.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse does not answer because he is a horse, and neither speaks nor understands the english language. He looks around, and is confused by his surrondings. He gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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what did the indians give the pilgrims? syphylis

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What did the black man say to the white man? Hello

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There are two cowboys in the kitchen. One says to the other, "I feel at 'home on the range.'" To which the other replies, "Is that because of your extensive culinary background?" The first cowboy breaks down in tears because he realizes he's not pursuing what he truly loves.

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Why did the black man fall off the building? The building was one of the twin towers and the event 9/11 was currently happening and he saw one of the planes coming at him so he decided to jump to his misery instead of getting hit by the plane because he thought it will hurt less, also he thought that if he waited for the plane to hit him there is a possibility that one of the wings may hit him right on the neck and his head will get chopped off and ever since he was 8 years old he has wanted to die with his body completely attached.

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when debbie meets downer

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Q: Ask me if I read the terms of use before I submitted this joke. A: I didnt

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why did the zombie eat bob because bob was delicious

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Why did Valter fall of the swing? Because he didn't have any arms Knock knock Whos there? Not valter

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How do you kill a hobo? Throw a penny off a clif.. How do you kill another hobo? Tell him the penny's still down there

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Why couldnt the girl braid her hair? She had cancer

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Q) What did the cowboy say to the astronaut? A) Howdy.

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What's the diffrents between a horse and a zebra? WELL clearly there names duh.

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a. johns friend said your a towel b. rick replied im obivously not a towel and walked away in discust at his friends stupidity.

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what d you call three arabs walking through the desert? dehydrated.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says 'Why the long face?' The horse says 'My alcoholism is destroying my family.'

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How do you burn Lebron James's house? With fire.

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What's red and smells like blue paint? red paint

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Terraria

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

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Who is green? Mike Wazowsky.

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What begins with "B" and ends with "N" that you never want to call your neighbor? a Black Person

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