My wife was diagnosed with cancer yesterday. Yeh I didnt find it very funny either.

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i hate christians and muslims, until drugs are involved. iduno what dat is, i try it.

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If you call Dani a dog one more time, lick a gooch nut suckers. XoXo Jamie <3

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If dogs hate cats and cats hate mice, than what do mice hate? Themselves.

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im jackson, i have a small willy, and like to finger my dog

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Just admit it. one time in ur life u pretended that the floor was lava and the only way to survive was on the couch.

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What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, it is impossible for something to be red all over if there is black and white also.

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What'd the black woman say when she met her husband's white mistress? Have you seen Jamal's socks?

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Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Half a shit.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like cows, Cows are cool

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what did the purple horse say to the goat? horses don't talk....

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What did the ethiopian give his wife for her birthday? HIV

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Roses are stools, Violets are bums, sugar is knit, thank you, LSD.

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Insert joke that isn't even an anti joke = The new jokes on anti joke now.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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What did Katniss say to her sister? hi

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Your mother is so stupid that she had to study, a lot.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What do you call a man sitting at the bar drinking alone? An alcoholic.

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What time will the little girl get up for school? Never, she died in her sleep.

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How do you make a penguin fly? You strap it to the roof of a plane.

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Why couldn't the man walk? He lost his legs when he stepped on a land mine in Afghanistan.

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What is your name, sir? My name is not Sir, my name is Jeff.

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What do you call a man who eats another man? An man eater.

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