What is big, white, and heavy ? A fridge

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whats sad about a ton of blacks in a limo going off a cliff. they'll destroy the car

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Due to a lack of awareness of its surrounding, it died attempting to cross the road.

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Bill: Heydidyouknowlosersaywhat Donny: What? Bill: Loser

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Q. Why were the children sad? A. They'd just been abducted by a dodgy old man in a van.

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A brachiosaurus walks into a cafe "Excuse me I'm an herbivore, can I have a full English breakfast, but with veggie sausages instead of normal sausages, and mushrooms instead of bacon?" Shop keeper: "No you can't. Your too big. You've destroyed my kitchen, and my livelihood. I have nothing left. You've accidently reduced my business to rubble by walking through the door"

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how do you kill a baby? introduce it to alice cooper

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was stapled to a donkey

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a black man did not eat chicken.

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Why do birds suddenly appear? Because they can fly

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Why did the guy to the moo moo cow say? Yesterday, I took a crap at the restaurant and the toilet got stuck so I stole the vehicle and won the lottery.

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How many illegal immigrants does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Illegal immigrants don't use lights, they'd get caught. Dumbass.

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What did the dog say to the cat before they fought? Lets fight

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A teacher tells one of her students, "If I say 'I am beautiful', which tense is that?" The student tells her, "Didn't your mother ever tell you that lying is bad?"

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Hey girl, do you have a mirror in your pocket? Because I dropped one and I can't find it.

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What's worse than getting a parking ticket? Getting brutally raped in the anus by the Dark Lord Satan.

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Why was the man wearing all white? He was a part of the Ku Klux Kan.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's green and shitty? A bootleg stick.

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National security?

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Ubisoft 'Very Impressed' By Pokemon Go, Working on AR game of their own.

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Why was the girl sad? Because she was, you idiot!

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Remember IRON MAN 3! Subscribe to www.prettypleasehelpmeforgethatpieceofshitmovie.com

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Whats invisable and smells like a apple? An invisable apple

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Well that explains a lot, thank you.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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