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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was Sally lying on the ground? Cause she was dead

Why was the black guy running away with a sack full of money? He was rushing to local charity to donate the money. It was closing in 2 minutes.

Chocolate makes everything better, except obesity.

Q: What's red, pink and spins round and round? A: A baby in a blender Q2: What's red, pink, green, and smells bad? A2: The same baby 2 weeks later

your mama so jewish ( fat ) she had to take up two seats on the plane to fly here in the end there was no chocolate left she was taking up the whole plane space.

What did the tractor say when he lost his farmer? wheres my farmer?

What is Arnold Schwarzenegger's favorite lollipop? Choppa Chups.

What is the coefficient of friction's favourite band? MU-se. What does the coefficient of friction go to see at weekends? MU-seums. What is the coefficient of friction's favourite hobby? Masturbating violently with a noose around his neck.

- Women have rights, aren't they? - Yes, they have.

Tim: You wanna hear an anti-joke? Billy: Yes! Tim: Okay, I've got one for you Billy: Let's hear it! Tim: 1

A kid walks into a bar and the bartender yells, "Get Out!"

What poops,smells bad,burps,wears diapers,farts,and screams spank me with a bib on That Depends what you do on saturday nights

How did Goku save his home planet? He didn't.

Two Eskimos are in a bath tub. One says pass the soap. The other says no soap; radio.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you simply have a chicken joke WITHOUT it crossing the road

How did the blind dyslexic boy find his way out of the cornfield? -He drew backwords numbers and letters in the dirt

if life gives you melons, then you're most likely dyslexic.

How many dead babies does it take to fill a bathtub? 17.

What do you call a black doctor? Doctor.

Why did the Japanese man fall down the stairs? He was blind and deaf and not aware of his surroundings to prevent himself from doing so.

Knock Knock .....................Oh it was just the TV

Three old ladies were sitting on a bench. A man walks up and flashes them. The first old lady had a stroke. The second old lady had a stroke. The third old lady called 911 out of concern for her two friends.

Whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican is human being, and has no simalarities to an average day wooden bench.

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