A man walks into a bar and poops his pants. He left because of the embarrassment.

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What did the man say when he saw a alien? "Look its a Alien"

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Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

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Have you seen the blind man's new house? No. Neither has he.

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why am I who i am, and you are who you are? dick spice

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What is small, green, lives 10 meters under the ground and eat rocks? The little green rock eater!

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Saggy Nipples By chan chan

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What did Batman say to Superman before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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What does a Barbie Doll and Britney Spears have in common? They're both 100 percent plastic.

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What did the boy say to his father? I don't know. With the seemingly infinite number of topics that two people could discuss and the fact that both the father and son are fictional, it would be unreasonable and border edge mentally unstable for me to assume that you would know what they may or may not be talking about.

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Color Blind people are so stupid that they can't even see color. I've been seeing color since I was a small child. They are so stupid.

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How do you make a black guy cry? You kill his family.

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Whats Yellow And Cant Swim A Bulldozer.

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What's comfy and easy to wear? Shorts.

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why did the cow say "moo"? because he's a cow and that's what cows say.

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why do elephants paint them selves green ..... to blend into snooker tables. have u ever seen an elephant on a snooker table .... thats just how good they are.

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An american family is picknicking on the bottom of the ocean. They are eating french fries, big mac's, chicken mc nuggets and drinking coca cola, some slurpies too, all purchased at the local mac donalds near lyndon blvd, in chevy chase near that weird house with the toothless lady that always smiles and then all of a sudden frowns at you, often wearing either a dark green or mint green dress. Spongebob squarepants comes drifting by dead in circular pants and little Sally, their youngest daughter asks a question, which cannot be heard because they're underwater.

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What's the difference between a soldier and a black man? A black man lives a normal life, probably working a full time job to bring income to his family. A soldier has seen his friends killed right before his very eyes, has probably killed, and most likely has night terrors accompanied by the sounds of gunshots and grenades. He will suffer trauma up until he dies of a heart attack in his mid 80's after experiencing a terrifying flashback of life in the war.

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golf is so gay i mean look at what they name the different clubs 3 wood 4 wood 5 wood 6 wood just give it a beat and you got a catchy song

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What do you call a black man driving an airplane? A pilot.

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Did you hear about Big Chief Running Water? Probably not. Indoor plumbing was invented after Europeans murdered his ancestors.

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Why do cats have nine lives? Because they don't have ten.

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1 black man on the moon = problem 10 black people on the moon = problems Whole black population on the moon = problem solved

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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