- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why doesnt your dad like barrack Obama? because your dad is straight, hes not into men

An American, Mexican, and Chinese men are each asked to throw something off a cliff that they have too much of. The Chinese threw off rice. The Mexican threw off tacos. And the Americans.. Well.. They threw off the Mexicans.

What does two plus two equal? 4

Bob:Know who's really stupid? Rick:Who? Bob:Your mum.

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He had a stroke.

Yo mamma's so fat that the gravity required to keep her on the ground is significantly smaller than an average sized human.

What's the difference between difference and between? One is difference the other is between.

knock knock? who's there Dave Come on in!!!!!

What do you call an asian pilot? A pilot you racist bastard

What do you do when you see a black man with half a head? Stop laughing and reload

I don't mind gays unless they shove it down people's throats.

why did javonne choose club getaway madonna wanted to foster

Why did Rudolph poop while flying over Chicago? Actually, he had to go since trip started, and that's just where it happened to land.

Why didn't the boy get his mom anything for her birthday? He was killed by a drunk driver years ago

How do you fit four gay men on a bar stool? You build an exceptionally large bar stool

Why does ISIS want guns? Because they wanted to kill. Duh.

Why do canadians have a lower violent crime rate than the U.S? Because they were all raped as children and are now afraid of getting raped again when bathing in prision.

What do you call two black men screaming as loud as they can? Scared

Roses are red Violets are blue Dandelions are weeds

What do you call a polar bear in the desert? Bobby Marksson.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh

Knock knock. Whose there? No one, I'm trying to tell a knock knock joke.

You know what makes no cents? 100 cents because 100 cents make a dollar.

A narwhall walks into a store and asks the cashier where he keeps the soap products. The cashier does not speak english.

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