How do you make an idiot in suspense?

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What's slower than mollasses? Your fattass mother!

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What's the best time to go to the dentist? Whenever your appointment is scheduled.

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How I Met Your Mother, starring Oedipus Rex

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why does beyonce sing to the left? because it has a catchy tune

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, these two statement are obvious unless you are color blind

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Two men walk into a bar. An hour later another man sees them knocked out on the ground. Q: What Happened A: They walked into a BAR.

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I wonder what happen to John? Oh John I know what happen to him. What happened to him then? He was playing on the bridge and fell off on accident. Is he okay? Damn women of coarse he is not okay!!!

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diarrhea.

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So Nero, seriously, don't be mean, call me, I am going to bed now, nighty nite.

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Whats the difference between a woman and a fridge? A fridge doesn't fart when you take your meat out!

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roses are red violets are blue wendy williams looks like a man roses are red violets are blue i coach penn state pull down your pants

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My friends told me they found a dead women....they said they pissed on her........that was my mom

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Why isn't Pluto a planet? Because it mutilated my dog

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four score and seven years ago. . sharks with frickn laser beams attached to their FRICKeN HEADs.

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It sucks if you have amnesia. It sucks if you have amnesia.

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What did the blue man say to the red lady? Do you want to make purple? -A.M.M

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A mechanical wheelchair.

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follow @nils_kosmo on twatter hehe

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What if I told you.....potatoe

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What did the black guy say to the white guy? The black guy said, "hello". They then proceeded to have a normal conversation.

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010010101210001010 You dirty girl

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What is worse then having no dad? Russian dad that hates you a lot and wishes you drawn in vodka.

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If a plane crashes on the boarder of Canada and The U.S.A- Where would they burry the survivors.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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