- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo momma is so fat, her total body volume is slightly larger than a normally proportioned person of smaller mass!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was late for its laser bypass surgery.

Q: What's worst than the Holocaust? A: 6 million Jews

Why do you put babies in the blender feet first? To hear them scream.

One night, I walked into a bar. I ordered a few drinks, and left later that night.

How come there aren't any Mexicans on Star Trek? The show already had several minority characters, and the producers felt that the addition of a Hispanic actor or actress would have added nothing of value to the series.

What's black and white and red all over? Nothing.

knock knock who's there boo Jenny had a heart attack due to the scare, she was taken to hospital and died

What's the difference between a Obama and a drug-dealer? Obama is the president and a drug-dealer has lost his life to the awful streets.

what do you call a guy with no arm and legs laying by the door? Matt! what do you call a guy with no arms and legs floating on water Bob!

I walked across a lake once. Someone said "JESUS CHRIST!" to which I replied with "YES?"

What's a group of people that has an N, an I, two Gs, an E and an R that have no souls? Gingers.

What did batman say to robin before getting into the bat mobile? Don't touch my penis.

What did the rapist say before the little girl got in the van? Get in the van

You know whats better than cold pizza? Winning a nobel prize.

What is the difference between finding a dead black man on the street or a dead dog? There are tire marks in front of the dog.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because a tree fell on her. Knock Knock Who's There? Not Sally...

What's wrong with the axe murderer that lives down the street?? Nothing.

A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender says "Hey, we've got a drink named after you!". The grasshopper turns and says "You've got a drink named Steve?"

tomatoe tomato my toe is named tom

whats 2+2? math.

Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she is legally blind

Why didn't the Baby wake up? Because it was dead

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