What is old and fancy and comes in two pieces? Marie Antoinette.

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North Korea is red. Amerika is blue. But they both split blood. All over you

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What's an example of something quiet? Helen Keller.

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why did Sarah fall out of the swing? she had no arms. Knock knock. who's there? not Sarah.

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. Everyone gathered in the bathroom to watch the fight. The challenger asks the opponent, "Hey whats that one thing you say when you let the other person win?" then the opponent says, "I give up?" The opponent yells, "I win!"

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Nope.

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Whenever someone asks you why you're sad, always remember this simple answer so that people won't keep asking you more questions: "Because Hitler died"

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Why did the little girl fall of the swingset. She got kidnapt and raped by a giant scorpion.

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What does an Asian do in a library in his school? Write one of these.

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Why'd Sally fall of the swing? Sally's a fish.

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How many blonds douse it take to change a light bulb I dont know it hasn't happened yet

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Prostate exam > Some of these Anti Jokes

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What did one guy in the bar say to the other? Hi.

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what is the difference between a boy scout and a jew? boy scouts come back from camp.

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What did the young man's clothes smell like after a long night of partying? Laundry detergent, it was quite pleasant

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What is big, blue, and eats rocks? A big blue rock eater.

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A black man walks out of a store. He was carrying a receipt.

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How do you make a baby cry? You kill its mother.

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Q: What do you call an anti-joke? A: An anti-joke

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4 hours later.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one does, too.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Who are you?

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This Anti-Joke Is Loading Plese Wait . . .

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he had poor coordination.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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