- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross a peanut and a snake? peanutsnake

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken is subject to speculation.

What is the difference between my pet goldfish and an african village? My pet goldfish has water.

What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay the manufacturers suggested retail price.

Vote this down and get DOXED

You know why the economy is so bad? Years of giving into corporations instead of local business. This moves the profits to the owner of the company instead of mom and pop who will be giving it back to the local community.

Where did the banana go? -Nowhere, a banana can't walk.,

What's the best way to get high without doing drugs? Jump.

Mel Gibson and a Jew walk into a bar They proceed to have a pleasant conversation and both take taxis home

roses are blue violets are green I am colorblind

Two Muslim men board an American Airlines jet. Nobody feels threatened and engage in friendly conversations with the passengers. The aircraft explodes due to poorly manufactured engine parts made by small starving children.

Is this the Krusty Krab? Nope, Chuck Testa.

What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

What did the woman say when she didn't finish her meal? Can I get a to go box

why didn't Marlin monroe ( http://fr.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marilyn_Monroe ) use the iphone app guitar hero because she died before the iphone was invented !

Why Is Six Afraid of Seven? because he is black.

How did th-A fridge.

Whats the best part about having sex with 25 year olds? There 20 of them.

Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy, But here's my number, So call me anytime you're free, but I can't guarantee I will answer because I could be at work.

Why couldn't the black man participate in the running category of the Olympics? Because he had no legs, he was referred to the Special Olympics, instead.

So three hikers decide to face the deadly challenge of climbing Mount Everest. They were unaware of the risks, and were all brutally killed in an avalanche.

What did Batman's mother say when it was time for dinner? Nothing, Batman's parents are dead.

general tso's broccoli

Where's the best place to buy moon bars? Michael Toal

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