In what way are a pile of deceased children and a Ferrari F430 similar? Neither can be found in my garage, nor anywhere under my possession. As for the Ferrari, this is an unfortunate truth. Due to Ferraris' high level of desirability, and to their low supply, the cost of one such car is much more than an average person can afford. As for the pile of deceased children, anyone in possesion (for lack of a better term, as one can not truly possess another human being, even post mortem) of such a grotesque thing is probably too sick and twisted to be submitting jokes with no apparent climax in hopes of stimulating the minds of the joke's readers sense of humor.

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What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

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Roses are red Viloets are unicorns this? doesn't make sense Refridgeator

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Why couldn't the infant read the book? Because he was blind.

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How did the guy feel after his wife died? Pretty shitty, I'd imagine..

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One day a married couple have a conversation. The husband says, "Make me a sandwich." The wife says, "Okay, what do you want on it?"

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Q: A squirrel a chipmunk and a spider monkey are fighting over these nuts. Who gets them? A: Your Mom ;p

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chuck norris once kicked a man verry hard that man proceded to lose contiosness and chuck norris was disqualified from the martial arts compatition

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Why was the deer afraid of the hunter because the smell of toasters

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Why was the boy sad he ate a loaf of bread? Because ducks ate him alive after that.

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Bradley is Sexi;P just kidding!!! fatty

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Why did Oliver fall? He shot himself.

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A blind man walks into a bar and a table and a lady....

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Ask me if im a tree? No

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Where did susie go after the explosion? everywhere. What was susie after the explosion? a puzzle.

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Two cows are standing in a field. One says to the other, 'Have you heard about this mad cow disease?' and the other says 'Good thing we're penguins.'

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Why did the blonde ask the doctor if she should get a new butt? She is insecure about its appearance and believes reconstructive anal surgery is the only solution.

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Why shouldnt you take the virginity of a 14 year old? Their pre-frontal lobe is not developed enough to sufficiently judge the affect of this action on their life.

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Q: What did Hitler say to the Rabbi? A: I don't like you.

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Somebody has robbed your house, how do you gather evidence? Look for traces of watermelon or chicken bones.

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The Princess is in another castle

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I blackmailed his family with rape from Ronald mcdonald

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What did the paper towel say to the tomato? Nothing.

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Nero, I have 30 million dollars left, lets split them and leave ground zero behind us, I know it would make me happy to share them with you.

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