- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm ovulating

Why did the audience leave disappointed? Low budget and poor directing.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, but if the ladder is shaky, you might need another to hold it up.

Why did the man have sex with other men? Because he was homosexual.

When is a great time to eat chicken fingers? Never Chickens dont have fingers therefore making it misnamed and impossible to eat them

A black man walks into a KFC, he then realizes that he is in the wrong store, and walks out.

Two members of the KKK walk into the bar into a bar. The bartender asks, "what do you think of Obama?" One of the KKK members says "he is my President, I respect him."

What do communists and strawberries have in common? You can eat them.

Q: What's worse than biting into and apple and finding a worm? A: being severely malnourished, thus physically inept to do most simple tasks

How many Muslims does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

If i open this door you can go trough it

why did the little girl scream?She was afraid of clowns and hated small cars running around a tent at 6 o'clock at night

Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

What's worse than having you're leg fall asleep? Getting Polio

How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends how you throw 'em.

What's purple and fuzzy? A piece of purple fuzz.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because in between 6 and 7 there used to be the number § but 7 raped and murdered it.

why did suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms why did suzie get hit by a bus? she was blind knock knock whos there? not suzie.

Why did the clown fall out of the tree? He got shot.

"Knock knock." "No."

So Nero, do we tell people your comments are all containing codes and stuff so we can stay in touch?

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, WHO THE HELL $#!T IN MY GARDEN?!

What do black people and tables have in common? Nothing.

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