yo mamas so fat whenever she wears a pink bathing suit people say "look at that fat lady wearing a pink bathing suit!

Knock knock. "Whose there?" "Dave" Oh alright Dave, two seconds I have got to unlock the door~looks for and finds keys and unlocks door~ Hello Dave, sorry mate not been out yet so not been out, come in.........

What's worse then falling off a buliding? Falling of a higher building.

What's the difference between a black man and a couch? One is a human being and one is a piece of furniture.

Why do nascar drivers wreck Jeff gordon's bad racing Stupidity And kyle buschs great wrecking ability

What's black and white and red all over? The Nazi Flag in WW II

what do you call a gay ginger boy ? Ronan.

What's brown and furry on the outside, soft moist and tastes good on the inside, begins with "C" and ends with "T", and has a "U" and an "N" in it? A coconut.

Q: What did the black man say to the other black man? A: Nothing. They didn't know each other.

A horse walks into a bar, it broke both its legs and was then put down.

Q: a black man and a mexican are in a car. Whos driving? A: The mexican. They're going to the bookstore to get some books.

Bob: Hey, hey Jim Jim: Yeah? Bob: Remember me. Jim: ...okay?? Bob: Knock knock Jim: Who's there? Bob: I THOUGHT YOU WERE GONNA FRICKIN REMEMBER ME!!!

A man walks into a bar. What does he say? A: Ow.

identical jokes get different votes.

A goose walks into a bar. Maybe he should have ducked.

Stop Iran! We need the money.

Why did the blind man itch his knee? He has cancer

A donkey looks at a goat. The goat walks away.

19 roosters walk into a roller coaster

fun fact for the day: 100% of people that drink water die sooner or later

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Your mom is so fat, I do not see how she can possibly wipe effectively.

A redhead and a blonde both go out to smoke a cigarette. They are both at risk of lung cancer.

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