- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's big, green, has 4 legs, and if it falls out of a tree will kill you? A pool table

What's long, hard, and full of seamen... A Submarine

What's Big and Round? My Testicular Cancer

Knock Knock! Who's there? The mailman! The mailman who? opens door Just kidding, I'm actually an axe-murderer!

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven threatened six's family after insinuations of seven being a cannibal.

What do skeet disks and Jewish babies have in common? Hitler used to shoot them out of the sky.

Roses are red Bacon is also red Poems are hard Bacon

How many people does it take to make a fun party? Idk, that's why I asked you, you see I'm throwing a party and wantedto know how many people I should invite.

Do you know what hurts? An abortion.

Say this to someone: On a scale from one to ten, what is your favorite color?

Why did the chicken cross the road? ....Because based on modern mathematics the shortest distance between two points is a straight line.

What did the audience watching inception say at the end ................ WAT THE FUK

Why was the couple in the waiting room crying? Because their son was diagnosed of AIDS and will probably not live into his twenties.

Why didn't the teenager go to high school? He was murdered

Why Didn't The Teenager Bring His Report Card Home to His Parents? Because He Was Murdered By Thugs Walking Home From School.

what did the blue paint say to the red paint? i am blue

One time, I ate 3 chipotle burritos....after a tennis match

What did the boy say when he could'nt find his dog? I wonder where Spot went.

Q. Why was the boy depressed? A. Because he lives in a world where apparently all girls are right.

Q: What's worse than seeing a scorpion A: being stung by that scorpion

Why did the teenage boy touch himself at night? Because he was shot in the stomach by his drunken father and was trying in vain to stop the bleeding.

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One day I walked into my backyard I saw a squirrel Then I was like oh hey squirrel

why the chicken cross the road? because he just committed 3rd degree murder and was try'in to commit suicide

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