What do you call a white basketball player? A very athletic hardworking dedicated human being.

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*there was a tv sitting on the side of the road..* person 1: hey why doesn't that tv work? person 2: because it's broken?? person 1: no..because its not plugged in!

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Death by kayak

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If a tree fell in the forest, and no one was around to hear it, would you like a cupcake?

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What do you get when you cross a rock and a paper bag? A rock inside of a paper bag.

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Why did billy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him.

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How do two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for 30 minutes? They don't and they died

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

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What did the boy with four arms get for Christmas? A Laptop. Why couldn't he use it? He had no fingers.

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Why are plants green? Plants are green due to the chloroplast organelles found in their cells. These membrane bound organelles are exclusive to plant cells and are used to convert sun light to usable chemical energy. This energy is stored in the form of ATP molecules, or adenosine triphosphate. When one of the three phosphate groups of an ATP molecule is removed, the molecule releases the energy put into this bond and becomes ADP, or adenosine diphosphate. Throughout this process, the organelle fulfills its sole function and at the same time gives plants their green color our eyes perceive today.

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What did the giraffe say to the human? Nothing, but it was trying to alert the human of an oncoming bus.

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How do you get a clown off a swing? Hit him with an ax.

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Dimes are silver Pennies are brass Why does your face look like an a**

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why did the black man die? the man bled out, and doctors did everything they could.

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What the hell are you doing?

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*puts thumbs up on own anti-joke. Nobody needs to know....

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What's the Green Lantern's favorite holiday? Hannukah

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Chuck Norris tried to return some jeans to Target and when they didn't give him his money he kickeed them in the face.

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Why couldn't the child with down syndrome zip up their jacket.... it was a button jacket ... you asshole

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A group of Germans eagerly await the FIFA football rankings. England is fourth.

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Q: Why did Frank have a big horse named Bubba? A: He was allergic to cats

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What's black and white and red all over? The newspaper classified section after a man has abandoned long, futile job hunt. He has crossed out all the potential jobs with red ink. He was laid off due to the downturn in the economy and will now have to get food stamps, which is very embarrassing for a man who has worked to support his family his entire life.

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A man walks into a bar and the barenter says, "What'll it be?" The man says, "I'll take a Bud Light."

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What does a Jew and an oven have in common? Bagels.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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