why the chicken cross the road? because he just committed 3rd degree murder and was try'in to commit suicide

So a baby seal walks into a club...

Whats the difference between a 100 dead babies and a ferrari? One is an automobile and the other is a tragic reminder that SIDS is a serious and deadly problem.

Why was little Jessica missing?? She was stuck in the freezer.

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What did the bird say when he was riding the turtle? Weeee...

Why did the teenage boy touch himself at night? Because he was shot in the stomach by his drunken father and was trying in vain to stop the bleeding.

Q: What's worse than seeing a scorpion A: being stung by that scorpion

What's the difference between my father and my mother. My father isn't an alcoholic

BEST PLACE IN THE WORLD COPENHAGEN !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

One day I walked into my backyard I saw a squirrel Then I was like oh hey squirrel

Knock Knock Who's there Doctor Doctor Who

The hooker walks into a bar wearing a vest and tight denim shorts. A drunken man proceeds in trying to have his way with her. He is thrown out for sexual mis-conduct and is currently waiting for his court date.

What is the difference between a duck and a cow? One is an aquatic fowl and the other is a farmland mammal.

You're tall.

Rebecca Black sings a song.

What do you call Willy Wonka when he is in Colorado? Willy Colorado.

Sometimes black people kill other black people.

im watching you..

A man bought a white van, He later brutally molested a small boy.

Why does Miley Cyrus make sex tapes It's the only acting job she can get

roses are red, violets are blue, my name is dave, this makes no sense microwave.

a white guy a black guy and a hispanic guy walk into a bar.

Why did the boy eat the apple. He really likes apples.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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