- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did nearly headless nick say when he became headless nick. Nothing because he doesnt have a head

Ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

A man was complaining about not getting enough sleep. He was then raped.

Q:Why do you never run over black guy on a bicycle A: Because that is not a very nice thing to do

What do you call a lump on your penis? STD

What's the best type of silence in a family? None, all families should be open in communication.

Your mom is so old, that she should probably up her B-12 intake to avoid sickness.

what is red and can grow hair water i lied about it growing hair and that it is red

The dinosaurs aren't really extinct. Just kidding.

Yo mama so ugly she's ridiculed daily and has frequent suicidal thoughts.

A Mexican guy, a black guy, and an ISIS member walk into a bar. The black and Mexican men, realizing the potential danger in the situation quickly exit the bar and alert the proper authorities. $

Why was the man whistling? He was calling his friend.

Q: Why did the irishman walk into the bar A: Because he wanted a drink

Why couldnt jim jump rope? His feet were nailed to the ground.

What happened when the ugly girl asked her crush out on a date? He said yes. He found her personality quite attractive

What did the Insomniac, Dyslexic Priest do? He stayed up all night wondering if there really is a Dog.

A bar walks into a man... Wait, that's impossible.

why did the baseball player strike out? he forgot the bat

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

I cant believe they been together after all that shit. (person ask what) and you say your buttchheeeeks:]

Fishing rods are cool This haiku does not make sense Lumpy Space Princess

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?? It got shot Why did the 2nd monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey

What did the Crippled Orphan get for Christmas Cancer

A wanted man walks into a bar. The police come and take him to jail.

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