What's black and doesn't work? My Blackberry, but luckily it was still under guarantee and the situation was solved swiftly and relatively drama free.

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Roses are red, Violets are green, get in my bed, if you know what I mean.

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Listen, I do not really care anymore, I admit it, I dont mind screwing with people, but if your name is Tifa, my name is lets see... Solid Snake, yeah, but call me big boss. Listen, be honest with me, if you do not trust me, just do not give me a random name, Tifa as in Tifa Lockheart? Final Fantasy? Wake up, girl/guy, you are losing your touch at this.

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What's blue, red, and full of metal? Timmy in his favorite blue sweater, after he got hit by a truck.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Why did the girl fall off of her highchair? Her father threw an axe at her.

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Why did the quick brown fox jump in the lake? He did not see lake on the other side of the lazy dog.

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What did the blackman say to the whiteman???? Nothing! They both commintted suicide

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Your momma's so dumb, she has below average IQ.

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Once upon a time there was a man sleeping, Then he woke up.

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How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a shovel 17 times

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Q.what is worse than finding a worm in your apple? A.finding two worms.

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Why was the little boy sad? Both of his parents died in a tragic car accident.

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Q. What does physiks sound to most of the people? A. There were two camels, one was green, how much does the sand weight when its dark?

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why did the chicken cross the road i hate it when people ask questions they already know the answer to

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I hope the Angels win the pennant No pun intended

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why did the other chicken cross the road peer pressure

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what's the difference between me and callum ? a couple of miles.... and id like to keep it that way

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Why can't Stevie Wonder read? He has retinopathy of prematurity and was born blind.

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KNOCK KNOCK whos there Malcom i dont know any Malcom go away!

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Why did thw chicken cross the road? Because his parents died.

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Why did god make asians? I dont know. Yah, me niether

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roses are red violets are blue just telling you in case you didnt know

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Roses are red, violets are blue, This is false, Violets are purple.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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