All Bin Laden wanted was peace on earth and good will toward men.

If you peel my skin off, I won't cry, but you will. What am I? A human being with a high pain threshold.

what happend to the kid standing on a railway, he got hit by a train

Justin Bieber.

Why is Henrik so AWESOME? Cos HE just IS!!!!

Jane: The house is supposedly worth $ 6 million Jack: No way! The figure is made up.

what is Rebecca black's favorite restaurant? Ruby Tuesdays

What's funnier than 24? NOTHING!!!

what would happen if every overweight person in america jumped at the same time? they would all get a little exercise.

What's black and white and red all over? A dying zebra.

Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's blind and deaf.

Its true... Chuck Norris has no hair on his balls. Because hair doesnt grow on steel.

Why can't Johnny ride a bike? Because Johnny is a potato.

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Oranges can't talk therefore this is not a accurate accusation.

What did the man say to the woman before he had sex with her? "May I have sex with you, please?"

Man I'm Bored Nice to meet you.

a man was walking and saw a snake he was not afraid of snakes so he kept walking

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a terrorist.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She was a loaf of bread.

Roses are blurry so is everything else I need glasses

how did the homeless man die? He got stabbed

How are you doing today? I'm fine...Except for the rape.

In Opposites Land, you might think the opposite of small is big. But no, it's nail clippers.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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