- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the horse get for Christmas? Starvation and neglect because its owner has been dead for three months of old age and he was a raging, angry, achoholic so no one cared if hey was dead and/or bothered to see if he was alive

A black man, a Mexican man, a Jew, an Asian man, and a white man get into a fight. Who won? Well since their dispute got all the way to a fight, I guess nobody really wins.

How do u get high, meet a leprachaun, and touch a rainbow? U find a leprechaun shoot him, steal his pot, and run up the rainbow silly!

THUMBS THIS DOWN AND I WILL KILL YOU! TOTAL PEOPLE DIED FROM THUMBING THIS DOWN: 147289347809237489

How do you make a Flamingo cry? Hit it with a sledgehammer.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face" The horse responds "My daughter has cancer"

A horse walks into a bar You have been reading so many anti jokes that you can actually anticipate the anti-joke punchline to this joke, because it is one of maybe 3 or 4.

What did the cat say to the dog? Miaow. What did the dog say to the cat? Miaow.

You are as dumb as a dumb looking person.

ding dong thats right no knock on door anymore

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet You have pancreatic cancer

What did the math teacher get after he ate and he ate? A full stomach.

If atheism is a religion, then not collecting stamps is a hobby.

Whats worse than a bullet in the head? i have no idea, i have never been shot in the head so i'm not sure what to compare it to.

why did your mum die young because she had canser

Whats white and can talk? Snow, i lied about the colour

How do you punish Helen Keller You don't, she's dead

Everybody will die

I'm at my grandmothers house right now

Q: Why didn't Dwight D. Eisenhower play with the silly putty? A: Because he's dead.

What is the difference between a dolphin and a ghost? A dolphin is not a ghost

Why was the dyslexic cowboy crying when he came into school that day? He had chronic diarrhea.

How did i get from Pakistan to Iraq Iran

Why did Jenny fall off her bike? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Jenny

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