Your mother is so fat when she jumps she comes backs down.

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This statement is false.

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What do you call a black and white ruler? Barack Obama.

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Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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Roses are red violets are blue i have HIV you should probably get yourself checked...

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what do you call cheese that is not yours? stolen property

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

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What did he African say when he had diarrhea? Shit

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Yes, it's for the patiënt in the other room.

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A black man walks into a convienent store, pays for his stuff and leaves

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Why did Michael Jackson die Cuz

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A man walked into a bar. It was very crowded so he decided to leave.

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Yo mama is so stuPid that she blew a man for bus money then walked home

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A blinde and brunette are stranded on an island. They are never found and starve to death.

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What is pink and fuzzy? Pink fuzz

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Why wasn't Jesus born in Poland? Because if he's an actual historical figure he would have been born in modern day Palestine.

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I'm not gay (phrase) - A phrase commonly used by straight men.

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Justin Bieber.

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How do you send Harry Potter a post card? Get an owl to send it to his house.

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What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing, fruit can't talk.

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What did Geoar Bush say after a journalist ask what he was going to do about Katrina? Where gonna find her we do think she has some connection with Alkida .

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What does greg and Ian have in common?

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Finding TWO worms in your apple.

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What happens when you search andreas' mum in google? You are redirected to man porn

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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