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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the bald man die? Cancer.

What's white, black and can't fit through a man hole? A nun with a spear in their head

How do you confuse a blond? Look at her

A horse walks into a bar, and orders a drink. The bartender is amazed at first, but then remembers that he just did acid.

so your in a room with mickey mouse and the lights go off, how did the lights go off mickey mouse turned them off

What did the man say ti the other man? Hi

why did the baby die ? he fell down the stairs

What is the definition of “making love”? Something a woman does while a guy is f-ing her.

Person A - you must be tired, cuz you've been running though my mind all day Person B - i have no legs...

Why did peter fall off his bike? Because Peter is a goldfish.

I remember the last words my grandpa said before he kicked the bucket. I bet I can kick this bucket. He missed and had a heart attack.

Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass

what did one dinosaur say to the other? "rawr"

What's better than r a p e? Consensual sex.

What do you call a black Decepticon? Niggatron. What Pokemon is black? Niggachu. What lives in the sewers, eats pizza and is black? Teenage Mutant Nigga Turtles. What is Disney's most racist children's book? Winnie the Pooh and Nigger Too.

Q:How can you tell an asian has just robbed your home? A: You took the necessary precautions to purchase a very high quality security system and you caught the whole thing on tape, and the man was arrested.

Why did Jessica fall off the swing? She doesn't have any arms Knock, knock Whose there? Not Jessica

Stare at the person nearest to you and say "sprinkles" with the straightest face possible.

Why did the black man jump off of a bridge? -He was in depression and comitted suicide.

How do you make someone laugh at a funeral? Laughing gas How do you make someone cry at a birthday party? Tear gas How do you make someone high at a wedding? - - - - - - - - - - - - - - There are many ways to get high in a wedding. Gas is not the only option.

A: I slept in your mums bed last night. B: don't care dad

what is worst than 1 bee stings two bee stings what is worst than two bee stings holocaust what is worse than three bee stings getting raped by a giant scorpion

What do you call a black man with a hammer in his head? Dead.

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