What do you call a black man with pearl white teeth ? A man with good dental hygiene.

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

How do you get a one armed Polish man out of a tree? With a ladder, he needs help.

what happened when the chicken crossed the road? it got ran over by a car recently after it go killed it was eaten by a hobo and the hobo died from ring worm

Q:What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A: A pilot you racist jerk...

What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer.

Why didn't the Mexican go to college? He was caught smuggling drugs over the border and was shot.

A man walks into a bar he's drunk and can't feel it But he's ok

Knock knock who's thare Your mom She's dead you bitch

What do you call a black prostetut with braces. A black and decker pecker wrecker

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? -absolut vodka Well, you have a sirious drinking problem...

Q: What happens after you have sex with Michelle Obama? A: You wake up and kill yourself.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I've got a shotgun, Give me the money.

What did the elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. -Albert Einstein... LOL JOKES my name is PJ.

Q: what do you call a hooker you pay in spaghetti? A: a pasta-tute.

Why did it rain happiness? The people who wrote the jokes above and below this one exploded.

What's the difference between a gay person and a Nazi? No gay person systematically murdered 6 million people.

Q. What did Michael Jackson say to the banana? A. Nothing, he's dead.

How do you find the richest person in Mexico? You get the census of income per citizen and see who is at the top.

What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

Why did the Negro say no to the Aryan? It doesnt matter what he said! thats racist!

ur left leg is cristmas nd ur right leg is thanks giving can i vist

What day is it today? It's "Jack Daniels Day" according to that guy with the shopping cart filled with kittens.

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