- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What really killed Adolf Hitler? The gas bill

what is awesome but stupid at the same time? school i lied about the awesome part :p

What happens when you roll a quarter down the street in Mexico? It rolls for a small period of time but eventually it falls over and stops rolling because quarters aren't able to roll very far on imperfect surfaces.

Q. How many Jews can you fit in a car? A. Four, I drive a Volkswagen Jetta

P1: knock knock P2: go away!!!

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

What would you do for a kwuandike bar? Anything clean and sanitary that wouldn't provide harm to me or others near me

why did the gay person cry? he was said that he couldn't marry his boyfriend.

Two black guys walk into a bar. They had too much alcoholic substances and got alcohol poisoning. Their families mourned for days and their kids grew u without a father. The end.

Q: Why can't you give Elsa a balloon? A: Because she is a fictional character.

What's worse than 6 dead babies in a trash can? More than 6.

whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

Knock knock Who's there Orange and Banana Orange and Banana who? ... The man opened the door and saw a bowl of oranges and bananas.

Why did the black man buy a gun? because he wanted to go hunting.

What do a spoon and a platypus have in common? Nothing.

What's the difference between difference and between? One is difference the other is between.

So 2 black guys walk into a bar and the bartender looks around and say "what will you fine gentlemen have?" and they order and payed their tab and could not have been more courteous, amirite?

If everyone in China jumped up and down at the same time they would lose all credibility as a nation for organising such a pointless excursion.

Jack and Jill went up the hill to have some hanky panky , but silly Jill forgot her pill so now there's little Frankie...

Q. what is black ans white and red all over A. a shot to death zebra

Why can't you teach drivers ed and sex ed at the same time in Iraq? The camel would get tired.

Why did the boy die? He got shot in the face repeatedly.

Your mom's so fat that when she stepped on the scale at the doctors office the doctor said " hey i wanted your weight not your phone number"

What did the Pitchfork say to the Gremlin? Nothing, because its a pitchfork, and gremlin's don't exist.

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