Why did Marilyn Manson surgically remove 2 ribs from his body? To suck his own penis.

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What did spongebob say to patrick? Im ready! im ready!

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Hey! That's mine! Give it back!

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What do you say to a black man with AIDS? I hope you get medical help and find a cure for your illness.

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what do mexicans and grass have in common You find them both in your front yard

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A man and a women are having sex. He farted so she left before he came.

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand and says nothing to the man running the stand. Realizing that the duck might potentially keep patrons from approaching the stand, he packs up and moves elsewhere.

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Whoever said "don't start what you can't finish" hopefully didn't think about having kids Cuz that would be horror Get it?

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Q. What's brown and circular? A. MEATBALLS!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Sugar is sweet, And so is she.

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What did Tarzan say when the elephants came over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill!

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One day, a woman was walking down an alleyway at midnight She reached the end of the alley and realised that it was a dead end, as there was a brick wall, so she turned around and headed on back home.

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Who would win Coolio or Vannlia Ice? nieth because Chuck Norris did a round house kick.

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Whats more worse than a dead baby? You shouldn't be thinking about dead babies or stuff worse than them, it is sad.

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Q: Whats worse than finding 10 babies in a trash can? A: Finding 1 baby in 10 trash cans!

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I love you

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what did the orange say to the apple? hi

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What do you call an Arabic man flying a plane? A Pilot.

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Justin Bieber's gay!! My butt is sexier!(;

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So it was 1945, and these two blonds walk into a bar......I forget the rest of the joke, but Japan ended up getting nuked

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Zafarfanugen the third: Why did the chicken cross the road? Bob: Who cares about some dumb chicken crossing the road! I am more interested in why three generations of your family would continually use such a ridiculous name!

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Why was the black racist guy and the white racist guy, who 0hated each other, afraid of Michael Jackson? They didn't want to be the other each others color.

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Yo mama so poor, she can't afford luxuries

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