- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you say to a corpse? How's life?

Roses are red Violets are blue I look down My pants are brown.

what do you call two mexicans playing basketball? juan on juan

An Asian man fails a math test

Why did the Liberal tell the truth? If one ever does we will have the answer.

Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A: Taking the laws of physics into consideration, most likely nobody

Why was the priest circumcised? He had a very painful urinary tract infection

I put my baby in a microwave.

Why did Sandra fall of the swing? She had no arms... Knock Knock Who is there? Not Sandra

Twinkle twinke little star How I wonder what you are? Star: (Noun) A fixed luminous point in the night sky that is a large, remote incandescent body like the sun.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a 10 foot scorpion.

P1: why did the chicken cross the road? P2: to get to the other side. P1: Knock! Knock! P2: whos there? P1: THE CHICKEN!

You know what's gay? Grabbing another man's penis.

Emily Scarpello...Fat Couch

How do you make a person who wins the lottery sad? You threaten to kill his family.

why did the girl ask for food? because she was hungry and hadnt eaten in days.

Why is an Orange, Orange??? Because its not blue!

You should read the Terms of Service.

When Geese fly in their 'V' formation, why is one line bigger than the other? There's more geese in that line.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. His face bumped into something that was soft, squishy, smooth, and round... It was a balloon. Someone was having a birthday party.

Why was it okay for the people in the hospital to laugh at the patient with narcolepsy? It wasn't. The patients were treated due to moral obligations. But the doctors that laughed had either been fired or warned, depending on if there were previous reports of exploitation of patients.

What kind of bread makes pickles? Dill Dough

Why did the boy die? He had cancer.

A man walks into a bar and sees two girls making out. He orders a drink and leaves.

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