- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I need a sidecart on my motorcycle just for my diick

What's brown and has four wheels? Wood, I lied about the wheels.

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black —Stevie Wonder

What's black and breaks your stove when falling from a tree? Your stove

Why did little jimmy fall of the playground? He was blind and wasn't aware of his surroundings

What's the difference between your wife and the kitchen? One is a living organism

why cant black people swim? I dont know but they killed my family

A bunch of kids are in a treehouse. The treehouse falls out of the tree and kills everyone in the treehouse and the two little girls playing underneath. It was sad.

What did the penis say to the vagina? Cover me, im going in.

Who's Juan? DIS ONE

What should you do when a man carrying a stuffed tortoise tries to break into your house? Call the police.

An Englishman walks into a bar.

Q: What is scarier than the boogie man? A: Herpes

why did the chicken cross the road ask jake darby

What makes you hate life and feel good at the same time? A rapist.

What's the difference between a Lamborgini and 100 dead babies? I don't have a Lambo in my garage.

Why did the black man go to the store with a gun? He recently bought it a couple days before to go hunting, but it wasn't working correctly.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To go to the buchter.

What do you call a man running away from the bus? A man

A man had sex with his secretary. She was his wife.

Why did the chicken cross the road!? He was supposed to be dead! You are by far the most incompetent chicken assassin we've ever had. You're fired.

What is Hitler's least favorite month? July...

Why did the black woman have an affair? Because she had an unsatisfying sex life, her old husband was boring, and she was curious about being with other men.

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