- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

What happened to the disabled man who went to Disneyland? He had a great time.

Where there is a will, there is generally a grieving family... I miss you, dad.

Roses are red violets are blue I have a gassing chamber and you are a jew

Why should you be concerned if you see a black midget with no arms and no legs falling off a building? He might get hurt.

Q: What would you do if i pushed you down the stairs A: I would suffer from serious head injuries thus filling you with guilt for performing such a deed.

What makes boys so stupid? They like to play with girls' hearts and break them until they spew out blood all over the place.

What's black, white, and red all over? A painting with black, white and red paint.

A black guy and a white guy are walking down the sidewalk. As it suddenly begins to rain, what does the white guy say to the black guy? Nothing. They did not know each other.

Whats better than 1 person in your oven? 9 people in your oven.

What has Whitney Houston got in common with a spider? They're both black and they can't get out of the bathtub

What is mary short for? Mary had an accident with a semi-truck and had to get both of her legs amputated.

Q: why did the dad drop his baby? A: she was slippery.

An African american man fell out of a boat at sea. He swam back to the boat.

Im gay What about you

A.do i have alzheimer's? B.yes A.do i have alzheimer's?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was suicidal.

Q. If you're paddling up river and you lose three tires, how many pancakes does it take to cover a doghouse? A. Purple because ice cream has no bones.

Roses are red Violets are blue I want to have sex But no one else wants to

So, I'm sitting by this guy in Science class and we're learning about fungi. So this guy is being really nice and I tell him, "Bro, you're just a FUNgi to hang around", like fun guy.

whats the best part of having sex with twenty-three year olds? there's twenty of them.

Why do sharks swim in salt water? Pepper water makes them sneeze! Why do whales swim in salt water? They can't survive in fresh water.

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