Black Ops? That sounds illegal. Anyway, what do you mean you are a employee only? I mean if you where a fed, you would either be on the top, or be an employee no?

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what did the man say when he was reading a book? nothing, if u assume the situation when hes reading to himself.

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Why is the boy home alone on Friday night? Because Hitler took he's parents away.

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A farmer hears a knock at the door on a rainy night. He opens the door and welcomes an attractive young man in. The farmer gets his budding teenage daughter to fetch the man a towel. He dries himself off, thanks them both, and goes to bed. He's gone before anyone else wakes up and leaves a fifty on the table.

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Ten years ago we had Steve Jobs, Bob Hope and Johnny Cash ... now we have no Jobs, no Hope and no Cash.

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What is the difference between a rabbit and a stick? One lives and one not.

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I'm on a seafood diet. It consists of prawns and tuna.

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Man: Would you like to see someone Man 2: Sure Man: How bout the inside of an ambulance

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? That boy that dropped a perfectly good ice cream cone from a road accident involving a bus due to lack of road safety awareness Oh yeah, and I guess the fact that he probably died or was injured for life is pretty bad too

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What did the American WWII soldier say to the Feudal-era samurai? Nothing, because the two lived on completely different continents and in completely different time periods.

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Women don't have penises. Am I the only one who can't get over how WEIRD that is?!?!?

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red Paint.

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-What did the policeman say to the boy? -Hello.

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Neil Lewis

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I like my women like I like my coffee... 2 cream 1 sugar.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Santa Santa who? Imwatching you!

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How can you tell if a blonde has been using your computer? Ask her.

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why does the guy jack off to black on black porn? because he's black

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Why did the monkey fall out the tree? Cause its dead!

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Why did the baby cross the road? Becuz it was stapled to the chicken.

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Steve: Ask me if I'm a tree. John: Are you a tree? Steve: No.

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What do you say when you wake up in the middle of the night and see your tv floating in mid air? Drop It Niggher!

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What's round and bounces A basketball No!!!!!!! You dummy!!! Then what? Boobies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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a black man and a Mexican are in the back seat of the car. whos driving the car? their best friend

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