What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the Batmobile? "Robin, please, get in the Batmobile

What do you call a 9 year old with no friends? A Sandyhook survivor.

God Nero, Marry me now! I removed the nose thingie but it wont stop.

Why was the black man eating fried chicken? He was on death row and it was his last meal request..

How are black people and apples the same They both hang from trees

What's the main difference between dogs and children? When children reach their teen years they grow up and leave home. When dogs reach their teen years they die of old age.

an ethopian thanksgiving

Old Macdonald had dyslexia IE IE O

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy wuzzy had cancer.

Why did the man cross the road He didn't, he died after being hit by a car

My grandma has this joke where she says "knock knock." I say "who's there?" She says "I can't remember" and starts to cry

Three tomatoes were walking down the street, a daddy, a mummy and a baby and...wait did I say tomatoes, sorry, I meant people.

How do you know if you're gay? You find yourself sleeping with people of the same sex.

Did you hear about the 2 pretzels walking down the street? It's not true, pretzels are not capable of autonomous movement.

It's not illegal, it's just frowned upon... like... masterbating on an airplane.

Harold Camping and the May 21st 2011 rapture.....

Have you tried Ethiopian food? -no -well it's really good

why did the man hit the flight attendant? Im just kidding he didnt.

Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

what is a chicken answer: chicken

i cant STAND cripple jokes

Were can you find a bag of meth?

Why was the Mexican running through the desert? A group of bandits had kidnapped his family, raped his sister, drowned his mother, decapitated his father, and now they were coming for him. They are coming...

FRED CLEAN YOUR ROOM! Ok mom, I'm done "Nothing is cleaned" Well.. I tried

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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