Why did the Mexican sneak across the US border? There aren't many good jobs for him in Mexico, and with the low cost of living in his small village, he will be able to provide for his entire family of seven on just minimum wage in California. He will miss his family terribly while he is away from them, but he believes it is worth it in the end. Once he saves enough, he will pay the coyotes to smuggle the rest of his family over so they can be together again. Hopefully none of them will die on the journey.

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If you're having girl problems, I feel bad for you, son... Because I can empathise with you, and it's not a very nice situation to be in. Hope you work it out.

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Why is there no aspirin in the jungle? Because aspirin is a man-made drug derived from salicylic acid, and it it is this that is extracted from willow bark, which used to be used by Cherokee Americans as a fever-reducer and pain-reliever.

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What did the mormon say when he complemented the gay person? Nothing, because mormons hate gays.

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Is it normal to eat breakfastr in the morning? Yes By Logan in South Dakota

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What is black, white, and red all over? something that just so happens to be seen by the color blind.

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High school is like forced anal sex, Hard, painful, and you cry your hopes and dreams at the end of it all.

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There was a two car pile up at wal-mart. 50 mexicans were killed.

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your momma so fat.... that as she walked by....... i missed 3 commercials

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What is worse than you commiting suicide? the many years of mourning and threapy your loved ones may have to go though

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how do you open a can of coke with no tab? throw a washing machine at it

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Did you hear the joke about Helen Keller? She's dead.

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How do you fix a chimpanzee? With a monkey wrench

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Why would Jesse Ziegenbein and Terran Hansen make a good couple? Because they both smell like shit and are fat as hell

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Why couldn't the baby play with the blocks? It died during birth.

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Tucker Rivera

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

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what do you say when your phone is broken? A: my phone is broken

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what did the little boy get for christmas? A BIKE!

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Why was Diana crying? Because she was penetrated.

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FUCK THE JEWS

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Q)what do you call a homless a man ?? A) dunno ask him what his name it (LOL RANDOMZZZ)

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What happens when you light a truck full of babies on fire and drive it off a cliff filled with lava and set off explosives when they land? The babies die. www.youtube.com/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

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Knock Knock, Who's There? Come in. Come in who? Your mom

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