Whats green and has wings? grass, I lied about the wings.

Q: What do people usually find funny? A: A joke.

John, Where are you John: Here! Where's here? John: nevermind

What's worse then the WNBA? Nickelback.

What's the heaviest part of an elephant? Its body.

Sigh, at times like this I begin to ponder what I am doing with my life. I do not look that much like some anime character thingie, she is awfully cute for a anime character though.

I have suicidal thoughts

what do you call a black man who bakes bread? a baker. you racist.

Knock Knock. Please stop peddling your religion on my doorstep. .

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It's not just a boulder. It's a rock! A rooooocckk!

so a guy walks into a bar, he says nothing for he now has a concusion

Banana Hamock.

Have you heard the one about the dead guy? Neither has he.

4 gay men walk into a bar,but there is only one stool..... What do they do? Turn it over

Knock, knock Who's there? The electrician And about bloody time too, you'd better come in.

A white guy, a black guy, and an asian guy are all sitting on a park bench. They share several minutes of uncomfortable silence due to cultural differences.

Why was the Pizza Delivery boy crying? He was sad.

Why was the black guy being talked to by several policemen? Because he was advertising a new renting deal on an apartment downtown and the two policemen were openly gay and have a right to live together.

Identical jokes get different amounts of votes

A- Knock knock. B- Who's there? A- The interrupting doctor. B- The interrupt- A- You have cancer.

Have you ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Neither did she.

What do you call a handsome nerd? The name that is on his birth certificate.

What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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