- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened when an FBI agent and a cop argued over control of a hostage situation? Several people including a respected community leader were killed.

What's beauitful and disgusting at the same time? Menstration. Jk it's just disgusting.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm random but can still rhyme Hatsune Miku

Knock, Knock? Who's there? Its Gilly.

Why did the boy fall down the stairs? Because he tripped.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? Robin get in the Batmobile.

Your mama's so fat, that at her last annual checkup her attending physician informed her that it would be in her best interest to diet and exercise before her obesity manifested itself in a variety of chronic afflictions that would detract from her ability to lead a long life.

Why did Jenny fail her driving test? She was hit by a train.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A drum set.

What do you call a man with an Eye patch and no arms? Names.

how many birds did chuck norris kill with one stone? one.

Why was little Timmy afraid of his dentist? Because he was 10 foot scorpion.

A man walks into a bar, he then gets a giant bump on his head as he passes out and is rushed to the hospital.

What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being cut in half by a human while you were trying to eat an apple

A man walks in to a bar, wakes up the next morning with the news that they have found a cancerous tumor in his neck.

why did the titanic sink, it was hit by a iceberg

What's the difference between men and coca-cola? I don't like coca-cola

Have you seen Stevie Wonders house?. No, Well neither has he...

A white man, a black man and an asian walked into a bar. They got a drink and discussed multiple issues of the day and then went their seperate ways home.

A man walked into the woods... Sorry, I forgot the rest of the joke...

How many amish does it take to change a lightbulb? Presumably only one, but since they do not generally use electricity it has yet to be tested.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chipmunk fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

What's brown and sticky? Molasses.

Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. An orange.

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