- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

What do you call Willy Wonka when he is in Colorado? Willy Colorado.

why was the man scared of the tree because it was shady

What smells like dead rats? Dead hamsters

Why did the student shoot his teacher? Because he was super depressed and was just diagnosed with stage four brain cancer. And he was black.

how do you turn your dishwasher into a garbage disposal? make her take out the trash.

Why did the 18 year old girl take her clothes off? To take a shower

What can an elevator do that a mexican can't? Raise a family.

Why the West African Rhino is extinct? They were never Horny

What is long and black? The line at KFC

What's the difference between a dead baby and an egg? Ones delicious with bacon, the others an egg.

rofl lol, the joke below me has made my computer offer to translate this page. It thinks it's in Spanish

what's the difference between a blue fridge falling off a cliff and a yellow one? the yellow one isn't falling of a cliff.

What do you get when you throw a piano down a mine shaft? A flat minor.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? The Pterodactyl species became extinct 65 million years ago, and thus if you saw one today, you would be immediately taken into a mental hospital.

Are you from Tennessee? Cause my uncle grew up there and I was wondering if you knew him.

Why did the mexican immigrant have no friends? He lacked social skills and was unfamiliar with American mannerism's.

Q: Why couldn't the man get laid? A: Women were afraid of his 7 testes and 4 penises.

Knock Knock. The doors unlocked you can come in. The two men have a nice conversation while enjoying a couple of beers and then order a pizza because they get hungry.

there was a blonde red head and black they were on misty mountain the black was the smartest so she jumped off and said bird flew like a bird the red jumped and said falcon and glided like a falcon then the blonde the dumb one tripped said oh crap turned into crap and wentt to the bottom and bursted

Set up Punch line.

What happened when a black lady sat in the front on a bus? She didn't vomit because she could see the road, which helped with her motion sickness. Also the driver got in a better mood because he had company, and the lady was a pleasant person.

I hear Lebron has a new phone. He has it on silent all the time. It's because he doesn't want to disturb anyone around him while they prepare for important games in which he will be an indispensable part of, especially during the 4th quarters of the NBA Finals.

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong is an astronaut. Michael Jackson abuses little kids.

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