George Lopez never said anything funny in his life.

Can you help jack Off. The elephant?

What has four legs and can fall out of a tree and kill someone? A pool table.

I'm 23, just like most people my age.

I have a riddle. What's black and white and red all over? Nothing. That's impossible.

"Ask me a question." "No" "Cheese" ... "What?"

What gets you a succesful life and career? Swag

Whats worse than Sandy Hook Massacre? 9/11

"Bitches are fake, talk shit get hit!". False, female dogs cannot speak in the tongues of humans, and if they could I am sure excrement would not come from their mouths.

This Haiku is strange There is a dinosaur WOW Snuffleupagus

What did the orphan boy get for Christmas? Cancer. What did he get for his birthday? He didn't make it that far...

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A: Cancer

A religion is like a penis. They are both nouns.

Why was the baby crying? He saw a nigga

How did the little boy get lost? He didnt he got dragged into a van and was raped violently.

What do you call a moose with a 42 gauge shotgun pellet through its head? Open Season

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What is the name of Helin Keller's street, state and pet Street: Mahhehb State: Hahgre Pet: habdsa

A black guy walks into a resturaunt. he finishes his drink, graciously tips the bartender and leaves.

How do you kill a blonde? A gun.

Why little Susie often molested as a child? She was probably a good-looking child.

Why did the girl ask for anal? She didn't. She was raped.

Erectile Dysfunction.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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